Its as if the Onion is just getting lazy.
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Maybe his hair was so long before because he was insecure about his ears being on the top of his head instead of on the sides.
Michael: “People love J.J. Watt, but they don’t really like J.J. Watt, know what I’m saying?”
They say they’re America’s Team but I’m not feeling it
Shit, I get upset when I have to scroll to the bottom of a drop down menu to get the the US.
delete your account and take your meds.
This is America dammit. Call it socser so we don’t get it confused with our real sports.
The answers to both of your questions are literally in the first sentence of the article.
Ugh. So Messi.
Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAME!!! I’M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ANSWERING THIS- oh, you mean the NBA player’s name?
Having heard the Jags were going to move to London, Robinson was taking initiative in trying to drive across the pond.
This raises a lot of important questions, but perhaps the most important question of all: what the hell is going on with LeBron’s shorts in that picture and why are they all sucked up in between his meaty ass cheeks? Does he prefer to wear them that way??
Tebow: God, we could really use your help on this one!
“See, if they crop the photo, you can’t tell they’re short sleeves!” Yes, we can, Ted. Yes, we can.
It’s actually pretty impressive that he has the time to write hot takes AND be every science teacher I ever had.
Picture what you think Ted Diadiun looks like in your mind.
“Some black guy.”
This reminds me of the old cut-the-brake-line prank I pulled on my buddy back in college. RIP my friend, that shit was hilarious.
FitBit Charge HR because it is easy to use, does everything you need, synchs with other apps and phones. Have had it over a year without complaints, snafus or glitches. What is UP with that...oh, you didn’t ask for my LEAST favorite tracker? Sorry! Bought mine at Target.
FitBit Charge HR because it is easy to use, does everything you need, synchs with other apps and phones. Have had it…
This kind of joke will not exist anymore