COVID-19 was diagnosed with Chuck Norris, is now in 14-day quarantine. 

You’re ready to sacrifice a single dog to the virus to reopen economy sooner, you damn republican?

COVID-19 should kill John Wicks dog, then the world would be cleansed of the virus by Monday

How does an episode with machine guns, car chases, explosions, and heat seeking missiles STILL end up boring. 

You promptly get a cease and desist letter from Nabisco despite the fact that they didn't have knowledge of this prior. 

My guess: the Romulans were actually created by ancient Vulcans as a biosynthetic race and we’ve all forgotten that to the lost sands of time. This week we got “the Ramdha was the first ever Romulan ship assimilated by the Borg and everything collapsed immediately thereafter.” Also, the science of biosynthetics…

Screw that. I want Cal Worthington. And his dog Spot.

The second movie was forgivable. As dull as it was, a little more Wick action is what everybody wanted.

After the high of Part 1, I felt this one crashed to Earth. All the Paragons so far just happen to be in the same group of heroes who all know each other? Also, the Monitor’s plan for Lex was to have him randomly assassinate other Supermen so that, what, he could get Routh Superman on board?  And they had to fight…

I thought it was directed by Jessica Chastain.

That planet is apparently the Outer Rim version of Canada.

Sure, but even Zelda has Majora and Dark Link and the nightmare of Link’s Awakening. And they reuse Ganon so much they even had to explain this as multiple realities and timelines. Or Castlevania that has Dracula resurrect every 100 years to justify further sequels

Diablo 3 was great, and you’ll forget about your gamer rage in a few days.

...and people who buy, use and recommend these things can all burn in hell....

Adrian was entirely too overpowered, even for a comic book show. Arrow had always been fairly careful in managing the skill levels of both Oliver and his various foes, but that went completely out the window with Adrian Chase. In the four years between season 1 and when he appeared, he managed to become Oliver’s equal…

Perhaps the reason the anaconda didn’t eat them is that they lacked buns. I have it on good authority that anacondas don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.

Even her former Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson is suiting up to become our next Batman...

I think she’s a fantastic actor and deserves a lot more recognition for her talent than she gets

In the end, he completely destroyed that world anyway.