Random, but a big part of the problem with the West Memphis 3 case was that the appeals process was overseen by the same judge for the entire time of their incarceration until he left the bench to run for office.

I can’t say that’s how it works everywhere, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s how it works a lot of…

I’m not really upset about Ballghazi, never really was, because even if I don’t like the Patriots, Brady, Belichick, et al, I really just can’t bring myself to get worked up about it.

That said, I do think it’s time to totally fuck up Goodell because with the suspensions he doled out during Bountygate means he has to…

I’m unsure if anything’s changed, but this has to to sting for Fossil who manufactures Karl Lagerfeld’s licensed watch brand since they’ve completely punted on an attempt to bring a smartwatch to market about half a dozen times.

Last time I saw a Wizard this tone deaf, it was Christopher Lee making that death metal album.

This reminds me a lot of that verse from "Power" by Kanye West where he calls out the cast of SNL, saying "y'all n—-as got jokes!"

Yeah, Kanye, that's their job.

Yes, Florio, this is his job.

Thanks! June 5th is a ways off... so, good looking out!

Thanks! June 5th is a ways off... so, good looking out!

Any timeline on when this ends?

Any timeline on when this ends?

The Sedin bloodline's been pure and clean for a thousand years.

I must know... did this person have a wheelbarrow to carry their massive balls over to Bennett, or did they just kind of drag them along behind them?

Counterpoint:

Tom looks like a white kid who got caught singing a rap song with the n-word in it by his parents right here. "Your Nana was a Freedom Rider, Tommy!"

Kraft: "We need a solid, deus ex machina to fix this. Someone unrelated to the organization to pin this on, we need— HEY, IT'S ENRICO PALAZZO!"

This has been my first year on it (since August) and I've gotten close to 170.

On the plus side, I hosted a New Years bash that included custom flights of some of my favorite beers and it wound up being a huge success with my friends (PS, the Coors was not for the flights, I'm not a monster):

Great, now I'm going to be obsessed. Thanks a lot.

I honestly didn't know that about the brew, just had a bottle from the local shop and was like... this is amazing.

I shall be looking more carefully at the batch numbers.

I'm in the burgeoning craft beer market of Dallas-Fort Worth, and while I never shied away from craft beers, if I wanted something "exotic", I usually headed down to the corner store and got a Guinness Extra Foreign.

Since I installed the app about 8 months ago, I'm close to getting that badge for 200 different brews. …

Untappd is a prime example of how gameification works to motivate you to do just about anything. I'll admit that it's spurred on my branching out, and I have gone badge-hunting a few times picking out certain beers/styles.

That said, I use it more to remember what I like as I try stuff and suss out that "perfect" beer…

Generally, I prefer my spears to be Vlassic.

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I don't think there's a worse way to answer the question "Are you a pedophile?" than with the "Well, pedophiles are only attracted to children, so no."

I mean, "Yes" is somehow less creepy than that.