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My take aways

Man, every time I manage to forget about the movie Shark Tale someone has to remind me it exists ಠ_ಠ

I can tell you that I didn’t have a lovely time WATCHING Hereditary.

You’d be a fool not to buy with a discount like that!

My favorite part of clicking on that link for Bob’s Watches was when they offered me $100 off for giving them my e-mail address. That brings the price of a second-hand Patek Phillipe Nautilus down to a cool $139, 895. What a deal!

If they didn’t show up way before him, they’re probably staggering around in disheveled robes, moaning and killing fireflies.

For a good month, I thought that thing with Sam Rockwell was this movie also and that both were the Knives Out sequel. A little quirk goes a long way. We’re up to our eyes.

The greatest climax in movie history. How do you beat centuries of British military history teaming up to kick Nazi ass?

There are like three or four comments here all saying some version of “What is this about?!” so sorry to pick on yours specifically, but what are you talking about? I haven’t seen it, but the trailer clearly shows a dead body, that at least one of the three friends are being framed for murdering, and they’re trying to

I was okay with him before he came to my house, put a basket over my head and then stole all my stuff!

Hallmark Channel Presents Overboard

What’s with the changing text from Southland to Mordor? Do they think the audience didn’t get it? With mount doom and all of the ashes.

No Time To . . . Turn on the light in the closet before selecting a jacket.

It was usually the most entertaining awards show. It's not like it's pushing high art off the NBC schedule. Glad it's back.

it’s kind of ironic coming from Tarantino, who quite literally takes scenes from other movies. I don’t knock him for it, but it’s strange to be upset at someone else for borrowing an idea.

Ripley’s “Believe It Because You Already Did Anyway And Were Pretty Much Correct In Your Assumptions Save For The Details” just doesn’t have the same zip to it.

Knight and Day is fun as hell and I won’t tolerate this slander.

I’m going to disagree that there is nothing interesting happening in these charts as it is difficult to put into words how absurd the numbers for Top Gun Maverick are.

I’ve long been saying that every one should be named after the murder weapon the killer used. For example Guns Out, Lead Pipes out, ect.

Knives In?