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Although Edward is very funny, all his friends are comedians and he is an extremely funny guy”.

Was Minhaj actually told he’s not getting the job, or is that just a funny story he made up for a new stand up routine?

“Harrison Ford goes to the whip”

I want a live-action ‘Cars’, but no faces on the cars. Just footage of a lot of real automobiles driving around with the disembodied voices of the cast floating out of the speakers.

When I was a kid I seriously thought that these silly glasses were based on Eugene Levy. I guess I was off about the moustache but everything else is pitch perfect. I really only know him from American Pie. When I was a child my Dad thought it was a good idea to take me to see American Pie 2. Mom was upset.

I’m a huge fan of the show and never wished for its cancellation, but I certainly had my doubts/questions about what it would look like going forward. I was pretty firmly in the camp that this was going to really impact the feel and writing of the show. Seeing that at this point all he’s really doing is voicing

I always love when we’re given the opportunity to remind everyone that Tim Allen was a prison coke snitch!

I’ve been clinging on for a while, but I chose this ridiculous listicle slideshow to say goodbye to a place that used to be great. One last dance for the party.

“But in no other industry would it be acceptable to take abuse from a boss or employer in this kind of way...”

He just needs to give the impression that he’s been dissolved in a vat of acid.

I think AV Club loves hearing that a beloved icon might not be a great person; it’s easy content and they don’t have to, like, think about movies

That’s what I thought, and then I checked my area (which is decidedly NOT anything approaching NYC/LA) and this movie’s actually playing at three of my local theaters - two Regals and a Cinemark - though it seems showtimes are only this Friday and Saturday night, and then it’s gone.

Well, what do you expect when you have yellow eyes? So help me God, yellow eyes...

While it makes a good talking point I doubt the whole “guns in schools are bad” line of thing is the main reason for nixing a paintball plot. Much of the comedy of those episodes came from the fact about how fast thing escalated, which worked in a half hour format. It’s funny when paint ball starts and then an ad bre

I hear they’re prying his star from the Hollywood Walk of Fame because of this.

She really needs that sweet sweet Yankovic bump

I heard everyone is secretly a dog in a human costume.

That whole conversation scene was really well done. It accurately shows a couple with a complete disconnect and unable to express their true feelings for whatever reason.

The exchange where Harper asks if Ethan wants her, he says “I love you,” and her subsequent expression was incredible writing and acting. I’m surprised the review didn’t mention it—it really struck a chord with me.