When I got knocked up all I got was a baby, and this bitch is birthing whole planets.

A good friend of mine was recently released from prison. In five years, her hair went from dark black to completely white: stress, trauma, and malnutrition. There are certain foods she can no longer consume due to memories of those foods being served either rotten or infested on a constant basis.

As a woman who has done a collective 27 hours of labor and delivery between two babies, I assure you, assholes who insist on continuing to shackle women giving birth, that the chains are not what’s keeping her from escaping you.

I came here to say this. Although I am a HUGE Ginger Zee fan (and a weather nerd), there was no way she was better than Wanya, although since this was based on votes from last week, he was still paying for that slip on the scarf last week.

This is completely incorrect. The prosecutor in the case stated that there was probable cause to go ahead with charges, but Dylan was so fragile that he didn’t want to pursue them. Woody spent millions of dollars pursing his allegations that Dylan had been coached and he lost every time. This information is public…

Susan Sarandon isn’t without problems, but damn if I’m not here for this.

I want to be mad about this but I can’t. I’m glad it’s dead. They took Nancy Drew and just made it into another soulless police procedural. As if TV needs more of those. It striped away everything that made Nancy Drew unique. I’d love a Nancy Drew TV show, but not like this.

Coachella, Sedona, same diff. No, wait! They’re totally different places in different states. And one is a national park.

Unless the woman you don’t like is Angelina Jolie in which case you’re Chelsea Handler.

You want to hear something funny? Here is a funny story. These days, legislatures are going crazy with imposing fingerprinting and background check requirements on ALL kinds of crap, sure, strippers, but also, for example, little league coaches. I work in government affairs, so I have seen who lobbies for this…

I’m 28 and I’ve never had sex. So, I think you’re doing alright. I’m way past caring about men.

I’m not against this. If it’s your thing, have at it. All of these are certainly more original than another fucking blue or pink cake.

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

Ladies and Gentlemen: If you want to see Hiddleston’s ass in all its glory, please watch the grossly underappreciated Crimson Peak

This is an outrage! Outrage!!

Kristen Stewart has always been terrible. She has proven time and again that she is just a selfish person who doesn’t give a shit.

Not buying it Meghan FEIGNor

Carrie Ann has picked on Keo more than any other pro. And then as I mentioned in the first post, giving Jodie a lower score because Keo made a misstep even though Jodie kept her time but giving Ginger a perfect score despite Val making at least two mistakes. If the celeb’s score can be docked due to a mistake by the…

CALLED IT.

Whenever I see them, all I can think of is how shitty they treated their neighbors and all the raw meat they flung into other people’s gardens (for, if I remember correctly, calling the police because they wouldn’t stop shrieking at all hours).