Well, but honestly, so what?

Holly Madison’s new baby’s name is “Rafael Michelangelo Leonardo Donatello”. There, I saved you guys a click through.

If Jezebel goes down with the Titanic, I can build another site for us. We can call it Athaliah (Jezebel’s daughter). Hopefully it will never come to that... I love it here!!

I prefer the story about how James Cameron almost let Ed Harris drown when filming The Abyss, so Ed Harris punched him in the face.

Vin Diesel is a charming nerdy guy who plays D&D, champions sci-fi projects, and whose first real project was a short film he wrote, directed and starred in about the challenges of being a multi-racial actor.

Hot taek: The Rock is an asshole. He’s super handsome and charming, but he’s used to getting his way and doesn’t really like it when people talk back. I feel like he didn’t have to act much to be the cocky, brash jerkstore of a wrestler, and I like him even less as an actor.

The Rock seems like a nice guy, but I have to go with Vin Diesel, because he’s a DnD fan.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

Yeah, but I’m pretty sure Vin’s dog didn’t die from owner negligence.

So for the Olympics I asked my roommate for her fios password so I could stream it on my roku, she gave me her former college roommates parents password because they still hadn’t changed it. The sharing economy goes deep.

Honestly, I’d be okay if we threw Greece a bone and allowed them to always host the summer Olympics. I know they haven’t been the most stable place, but it can’t be worse than Sochi and Rio.

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

Also Sprite is like the least sexy soda ever? It's what I drink when I'm hungover and want to puke.

io9 is total Marvel fanboys, man. They crap all over DC and it’s a conspiracy.

THIS IS HILARIOUSLY AWESOME!!

It may be ruining your childhood,but it is making my adulthood.

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OK... who had merman?

Had to.

I’m fine with her being denied parole—what would she do in the real world anyway? But for everyone saying “19 is old enough to know not to kill someone” should go read about the Stanford Prison experiment or even just go read Heart of Darkness. Many (if not all) people are capable of this kind of evil given the right…