Poor Luigi always getting shafted, even when it’s about him.

I think you mean “unpresidented.”

You’re right. Unsubstantiated rumor. Like Obama’s birth certificate and his religious affiliation. Or that he took more vacation days than any other president. Stuff like that, eh?

“Up the ass. No lube. No spit. No foreplay. Rough. Very very rough.”

I read from a reliable source that Trumps experts have invented what can only be described as “Anti-lube”.

Are you sure that it wasn’t Nirvana - Territorial Pissings?

Hey ask me why my copy of Elder Scrolls Online for PS4 is still in the shrink wrap

Need the daylight. You don’t sell the stream, you sell the shimmer.

On the one hand, this story is probably bullshit.

Do you have any evidence of this?

It’s a reasonable conclusion given the evidence. I mean, I don’t know if the Earth is round by I got a lot of evidence that says it is. Most of it coming from a few sources. Wanna tell me it’s flat?

He won’t accept it unless it was in TMZ.

Arrested after a Klan rally IN KLAN ATTIRE. That second part which you so casually left out may not “prove” it, but it raises the confidence level a whole hell of a lot.

Samyube is either a really stupid troll, or a Klansman, or both, because that is some epic “lalalala I can’t hear you!” going on.

That’s all I need. I can see OMG!ponies! much more numerous proofs up there sport. I suspect that nothing will be enough for you though, you dishonest shit.

Actually they accidentally cut that sentence short:

Are you telling me that it’s impossible to prove that anyone has ever been a member of the KKK? Because that’s silly.

Nothing is going to prove he’s a member of the KKK. They don’t hand out membership cards and reminder letters about society dues any more than BLM does.

Great point... He only likes the right KIND of fame. But since he’s basically a stunted kindergarten bully, he thought he wanted any kind of mega-fame, the more the better; he forgot that the Presidency doesn’t just make you the most famous, but also the most scrutinized, the most criticized, & the most hated. The…

What we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It’s a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that’s a coronation,” Barrack said. “That’s the way this president-elect wanted it.