Well, I can tell you which theater chain I’ll never set foot in again.

I don't either. But I do care about lots of other trashy shit

It can sometimes feel like a pretty lonely road. But Aaron Sorkin has this quote—I’m a pretty big Sorkin fan—

I totally understand what you mean. I’m the kind of person who listens to NPR instead of Top 40, you know?

Pretty much anyone who’s ever been sexually assaulted or done anti-sexual violence prevention work is deemed “biased” in sexual assault cases, and dismissed from the jury pool due to their supposed inability to be “impartial”. They have to call 2-3x as many people for the jury pool on a rape case compared to normal. I…

KANYE 2020, Not into Assplay!

I’ve been thinking a meteor would be awesome for a while now.

Leave this fucking woman alone, you internet shitbags. WTF is wrong with these puerile hackers??

Why do people care that Beyoncé jumped off a yacht? Anyone would jump off a yacht if they were rich and on a yacht.

But the whole avocado toast thing has GOT to have something to do with it? I ordered it at breakfast the other day because it was the only thing I could stomach and I got a piece of artisanal bread the size of a deck of cards with what seemed to be about four mashed avocados piled on top. WTF? I felt guilty cause I…

One time I was making Al pastor tacos and cut into an avocado and there was a tiny thumbelina type creature with a whole little home in there! There was a little bed with a little quilt. And a tiny bookshelf with hundreds of titles. Even a little sewing machine! Thumbelina waved and began telling me about her magical…

well once they got the USOC involved... and then the FBI... that also involved authorities of Brazil. So yeah, they have much better things to focus on than investigating a crime that most likely didn’t happen, which is why these assholes should be punished for making up a story that wasted multiple resources form…

That’s an excellent point. Phelps scowling became a symbol of how focused and serious an athlete he is. But god forbid Gabby Douglas not smile all the fucking time. Ridiculous.

Holy shit. Fuck the Italian team. To say Biles is more “acrobatic” than artistic is bullshit racism.

People are really ridiculous and need to leave her alone. You don’t have to put your hand over your heart for the anthem and God forbid she not be jumping and screaming.

Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I think it does a disservice to the sport and to Biles herself when the press makes it seem like she utterly dominates over a weak field. I mean, the press always does this with gymnasts who cross over into pop culture; pretend they invented the sport, at the expense of all the…

She’s so tiny. Gymnasts are usually short but to see her being dwarfed by her competitors tells me that she could probably ride in Michael Phelps’ pocket. If she wins any more gold, they could probably melt them down and make a life size replica of her.

I have never heard “nah doy” before. But I do have a clear memory of trying to explain the profound and obvious difference between “no doy” and “oh doy” to an adult when I was about 10 and being deeply frustrated that they just couldn’t grasp it.

This Golden Girl rose to the occassion and made her opponents blanche as she slammed a door or three into their Olympic hopes.

I can’t wait for the balance beam, where Simone’s difficulty level is so high she can damn near fall off that fucker and still win. Not quite fall off, I mean STAY ON, SIMONE, but you know.