No self-respecting Jew, I assume, would do that. Under any circumstances. I think she’s lying her ass off to justify it.

Yes.

Be a way better troll, love.

I am following it right now.  Never thought I’d be sporting a half-chub for Booker, but here we are.

What a fucking hot-mess that she is.

We faggots have to stick together.

thank you !!!!

Black, gay dude here, starting out his rant with the standard disclaimer that none of us are monoliths, people contain mulitudes and whatever else you need to hear to stop you from instinctly responding “not all queers” or some derivative thereof.

THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE ARTICLE IS THAT I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT STRAIGHT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME AND THE WAY I USE LANGUAGE IN ORDER TO FEEL VALID AND RESPECTED. IF THEIR ALLYSHIP RELIES ON POLICING MY LANGUAGE ITS NOT FUCKING ALLYSHIP

It’s kind of sad, tho. If Lawrence got the part, she could have been a has-been tv star right now instead of our biggest movie star.

How the fuck did 53% of white women vote for this douche?

The thing that irritates me about Lena Dunham is that she embodies every terrible millennial stereotype. She got her start with family wealth and connections. Her only skill is talking about herself. The second she tries to step outside of her bubble and speak to issues that aren’t Lena Dunham the results at best…

I LOVE LENA DUNHAM. There, I said it.

I have long thought that Blue Ivy was a nice name unfairly lumped in with terrible celebrity baby names.

I remember meeting up with a coworker the day the Under Armour loves Trump story broke, and she was like “I can’t even have the athletic gear of my choice!”

When I was a young alternative person, it was shameful to like Britney. I’m glad I can love her with abandon now.

I read somewhere that the best thing to do is actually tune your TV to anything else—that way ratings are given to something else aside from the Inauguration, showing ol’ Orange-Ass just how little we care to see him take the office, which of course will damage his sad, fragile little ego.

i always assumed its so has the privacy to furiously masterbate every time he sees himself on the tee vee.

If you lack the strength and dexterity to cut through an avocado skin, I seriously doubt you’re going to be able to open this packaging.

He would be in the basement of that DC pizza place.