My cat is black so I’m totally not racist.

Olympics: Simone Manuel shares historic night with some white guy.

Izzy was at first a side character and not a star of the show. So yeah, she didn’t get the premium quality but YOU KNEW THAT WHEN YOU TOOK THE JOB. So she had no space to complain. Note: Alex Carev also had nothing his first season, he was a smarmy brat and eventually after working hard Shonda gave him a great…

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It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.

Does this remind anyone else of the pictures of Bill Clinton that graced newspaper front pages under the headlines announcing the country’s first woman presidential nominee by a major party?

My ex’s mom used to make a thing called “Cherry Soup.” It was cold and had pasta in it for some reason. It was disgusting and I’m so happy I didn’t marry him cuz what if he wanted me to make that shit for him.

Ugh I feel bad for Britney on this one. It reads as funny/shady but like, how many people do you think she’s taken pics with in her life? How many people are like ‘OMG BRITNEY’ and she’s supposed to remember every single one? I mean, lol because Taylor is mega-famous now but I’m willing to give Britney a pass on not…

Donald Trump at the hairdressers.

Who are we kidding? I live in the south and have been basically drunk since March.

I bet a lot of people on Kinja, and the Internet as a whole, know EXACTLY what happened.

Also, okay, your last name is “Murphy”, and so you decided to sell Murphy beds? I’m sorry, but is that the best thing you could think of? Does it seem like a solid business plan to you? I mean, is the reasoning here that once people find out you exist, they will be so charmed by the fact that you share a name with a…

Obvs she’ll be added to his campaign staff now. Conventionally attractive AND racist? She’s gonna be the best campaign staffer we’ve SEEN!

I was a writer for The Mix and this is only one version if the story. Writers in The Mix network are professional writers who had to submit a long application with writing samples to even make it into the Network. And I received very good commissions on my stories.

It’s frustrating to think an effort like this might actually have identified skilled writers, or at least turned up thought provoking essays that said something new, even despite the shitty pay.

Young writers should instead make very little money the old-fashioned way: by posting screengrabs and twitter feed dissections

I mean shit I’m embarrassed by how I acted at 27, I can’t imagine having to go all the way back to being a teen. Fuck!

Shit, do we all have to publicly start apologizing for what little assholes we were at 14? This is going to take a while...

I hope the woman finds out and sues the ever loving crap out of her.

What a horrible person. I hope that the woman whose picture was taken is doing okay. :( Such a foul fucking human, man.