I’ll be worried about this when I start hearing about all the dog-lick related hospitalizations and deaths that are occurring.

Every time I take my puppy out of the crate every morning, she stands in my lap and covers my face in kisses. I’m not taking that away from her.

You mean shit frosted doggie kisses. Me too!

It’s funny — I love it with one of my dogs and hate it with the other. The first one does it rarely (most of the time he just likes to press his nose to mine for a brief moment), only when we’re snuggling in bed and he’s got his head next to mine and is feeling super affectionate. And he does it very slowly and…

Thanks. I didn’t need to sleep, tonight, anyway. Really. :)

their spawn will be a mayonnaise on wonder bread sandwich

This might become my favorite movie of all time.

Yes, but are they going to bang?

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

“A breakup box.”

My aunt is a dermatologist. She indicated that benzoyl p is more antibacterial than anti inflammatory. Salicylic acid is anti inflammatory. The best results for adult acne: .05% Trentoin daily, 70% glycolic acid twice a week ($15 on Amazon). Clears up scars and dark spots, even under eyes. Miraculous.

I’d like to know as well. I’m pretty sure I’d sell my soul for something over the counter for my poor back.

i feel you. adult hormonal acne is my personal hell.

Or, you know, the current medication of the many of us who have adult acne...?

Yes the tell tale differentiator from “something in my eye” is the sucking in a breath to center myself which you will notice at the 5 second mark on the second video. This is also the moment when Bradley realizes he has the answer to “are you serious right now?”.

She’s scraping out the seed tears before they reproduce and embarrass her greatly in public, always a classy move. Didn’t you finishing school, Visigoth?

I’m glad there aren’t people all over the world tracking how often I cry in public and why....

I looked at the godawful cover art of the book, had a thought about “Who’s responsible for that crap?” and then realized it was independently published and I laughed and I laughed.

This, however, is a totally respectful and acceptable use for the flag...(to be clear, I really don't care about flag bikinis, just like I don't care about the picture of the dogs sitting on the flag. This is all very ridiculous)

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