Yeah, like he can understand shooting his terrified wife but not his kids. Major thanks to the bystander who tried to save her. That would have been so scary.

Nope, only women and children died

Okay, we’ve been over this. Let’s review again, shall we?

‘“It’s really hard to understand how this could happen, how somebody could do that to children,” local police lieutenant Dan McGrath told the press.’

Please refer to Carrie Fisher’s dog with his given name, Gary Fisher. Thank you.

My humble suggestion is that celebrities should wear fashion designers on the Red Carpet.

Glenn Beck Glenn Becking.

BEYONCE IS ALMOST THE SAME WORD AS BENGHAZI!!!11!

I just love how he used to be a teacher and then got into acting. Like dude can you just let me catch my breath first? His parents had that “damn right that’s my baby up there” look. I love it. Jesse deserves all the shine right now.

Basically, Justin Timberlake gentrified and appropriated Jesse Williams speech...then critiqued someone’s resistance.

People are well within their right to hate him for what he did to Janet Jackson.

I was done with Timberlake when he threw Janet Jackson under the bus after their Super Bowl stunt.

Not unique enough, unfortunately.

Hey, Tay Tay. Welcome to the Tribe. See you at Rosh Ha Shona services?

I’ll translate:

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

This is just me talking out of my ass, but I think T Swift has more chemistry with Karlie Kloss than she has any guy she's been linked with. That means nothing except I think she and Karlie should date (despite there being no evidence that either one of them is at all attracted to women). I just... the heart wants…

Like as a wakeup call to put a damn trash can in the bathroom? Yeah. I can get behind that. Flushing tampons is a shitty move and should probably not be your first line of offense here, but if a dude repeatedly refuses you such a small accommodation, eh, flush it or just leave it on the floor next to the toilet.

1st: Madeleine should work in advertising because she has some seriously clever naming skills

that’s so rude! FLUSH IT