Now my mind is just rearranging FRAT to make FART and I can’t see it any other way.

going through a real emotional journey concerning my feelings about frats today

She’s not a heartless, child-kicking racist. She’s a heartless, child-kicking, LITIGIOUS racist. Duh.

I’m friends with a bunch of reference librarians. I never could do that job. 90% of the requests they get are something like “I read a book a few years ago and want to reread it. It was about a man who wore a yellow jacket. I think the author’s name might have started with P. Or S. Maybe. Do you know what I’m talking…

SO MUCH THIS.

Sorry, I think both of those people may have been my mother.

Whenever I visit the library nowadays the big issue for librarians seems to be trying in vain to track down book X when the computer system says it’s in location X but it’s nowhere in sight near there.

But what if the librarian was a hot guy wearing glasses longing for the day that you called asking to see him naked? You might have crushed someone’s dream!

You might like a little dose of ACM Risks and DailyWTF, both dedicated to the stupidity of computer use. Sort of like going into the ER with a broken leg and being happy to wait for them to deal with a guy with 5 bullet holes.

It’s not exactly the same as Google, because I’ve never called my library and asked for pictures of naked guys wearing glasses.

I work at a public library and my department phone number used to be Periodicals, Arts and Recreation, but is now Youth Services. We still have a very sweet elderly lady who calls and asks us the hints on her crossword puzzles.

My best question: “What kind of animal is stuck in my chimney, do you think? It makes this noise: ‘Sqqquuuueeeeeaaaal!’”

My father was a reference librarian at the the Vallejo public library for most of the ‘70s. Trivial Pursuit came out in the ‘80s. Guess who always won.

no bc libraries rock. nor is being a librarian a boring job. the amount of crazy librarians witness is truly without limit.

As a fucking kite myself, I approve this decision.

I mean I should delete that comment but honestly “fucking kites” is making me laugh so hard we’re just gonna let it stay for a sec

Kites are the worst. Sometimes I wish I could just clip all their strings.

Right? “I hate the Kardashians so I can have no sympathy for a grieving widow” is absolutely the most disgusting mindset to be proudly displayed during this media cycle.

“I said, ‘Yes, I’m going to go on the “Nancy Grace” show.’ And she [the Kardashian publicist] said, ‘Please don’t do that. We’d rather have Khloe say what needs to be said.’ I told her to go to hell.”