Clearly, they’ve never found their own target.

Legit: this was, at one point, the only vhs tape my family owned. For a nine year old I got to know Jules and Michael’s situation REAL well.

Who will play Left Lobster?

When this movie came out I was like, WOW 27- SUCH ADULT!

What I want to know is how they'll stretch the Dionne Warwick singalong scene (the best part of the movie) to cover a 22 episode season.

It will pick up ten years after it left off, in a cinema verité vein: the restaurant critic will be a dissolute alcoholic, they will have revised their oaths to the ancient age of 37, she will wear slacks, and she will discover that “blogging” isn’t really a viable livelihood in 2015.

Hey! If you don’t have any training in mental health issues, let’s not pretend to be an expert on mental health issues, mmkay, Judge?

I saw this on the news the other day. The judge took the contempt part to heart. She was dripping icy scorn. The quality of mercy was completely absent. And the woman’s pleas as she was escorted out were heart wrenching. I know it’s important to press charges. But there is no way that this woman wasn’t re-victimized.

That’s not how this fucking works.

This is the best I could find.

His whole tax plan seems to be, “Nah, not me. Tax that other guy behind the counter who makes less money than me.”

Thank you. How about, I’m not fucking responsible for your lack of social awareness. I will go on ignoring you and you’ll be just fine.

Also, I would be willing to bet five Schrutebucks that the majority of dudes know exactly what these social cues mean. They are choosing to ignore them because they think that the social contract doesn’t apply to them in cases where the other signee of said contract is female.

Maybe men should get better at that.

All I know is that one time when I was 14, I was being a total bitch to my mother as we were walking down Oxford St in London. Instead of getting cross and telling me I was being an asshole, my mother (a creature of mirth and magic and farts) proceeded to drop her shopping bags and began to perform a jig. It was a…

But will they have this for sale?

IndiBRO.

Okay, I can see memoirs about people who have remarkable lives, but what’s your take on the Ordinary Gal memoirs. They are driving me crazy.