I just look them squarely in the face and say “It gives me uncontrollable diarrhea.” And when they balk I say, “Well, you wanted to know.”

I’d highly recommend looking up her Leveson Inquiry testimonial where she talks about what it was like to be so sexualised in the tabloids from when she was 15. Lots of respect for her.

That’s because brunch is fucking rad. My family took me to brunch yesterday. I had Crab Cakes Benedict and two Silk Stockings, which are like Lemon Drops, but pink grapefruit.

This lady must think every celebrity who ever wore a red ribbon at an awards show has full blown AIDS.

cool story, bro

halp.

Do u think the dude that shot him in the face recognized him and that’s why he shot him?

I hope I don’t sound like an asshole about this. This is truly a tragedy & it needs to be stopped & steps need to be taken to ensure it never happens again. It’s just, after the measles outbreak (fuck, it’s 2015! Why are we having measles outbreaks?!) this winter, the last thing we need in this country is more…

Field days cause autism.

Just spitballing here but I’m guessin’ this has nothing to do with the vaccinations and everything to do with a problem sterilizing the needles to give said vaccinations.

But when have facts ever shut the anti-vaxxers up?

Oh Jeebus...time to start unfollowing dumbass article-sharing people on Facebook again. Sigh.

What really gets me is that a lot of anti-vaxxers see autism as worse than death

I hate to say or even think it but won’t the borderline insane anti-vaccers of the U.S. seize on this?

This is precious as hell.

ALL HAIL

I for one will welcome our new overlord.

My country is one of the “border states” which is fortress europe speak for countries on the edge of the EU which are the final stops for migrants from Africa before they get to “europe proper”, which means that if, by some miracle, they do get into the EU, and then get deported, they get deported here. There are…