Someone asked me the other day, 'What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?' And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass.

Or say "my high speed crash was an intellectual one."

"I'm a recovered ego addict."

Cause nothing turns me on more than a guy whose willing to fuck me cause I'm white and he's got a neo nazi, grand wizard dick.

Body cameras, body cameras, body cameras. On every officer, recording every minute of their work shift. Clearly, even with increased scrutiny they still feel compelled to make lethal decisions. Only with incontrovertible evidence can we stop this shit. It's time to let them know they are being watched.

He's also Det. Goren's ex-junkie loser brother from Law & Order: Criminal Intent.

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i will allow matt mcgorry to go down on me.

Hey what's up Matt, you should know I'm single mmkay call me

Exactly. There was no need to snark on his entirely positive post — he admitted to not understanding feminism and said now that he does, he's a feminist. How is that not a good thing?

Did he have a bad feeling about this?

HERE'S A BUNCH OF BAD JOKES ABOUT HARRISON FORD since he survived the plane crash they're not in bad taste.

I hope this kid emailed back "lolol didn't read."

evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future.

"a normal haistyle?" We're doing this now?

Anna Wintour, is that you?

Donna Haraway has a great feminist analysis of pet ownership in her book, The Companion Species Manifesto. Worth a read.