um homie is just tryna get his dick wet

I just want to let you all know that this feature has so far cost me $100 in the past week, with 15+ products still on my ever-expanding want list. Curse you guys.*

No one tells Cher to take it down a notch. Take it up a notch, everyone else!

I suspect from her tweets she's doing a fine job of buying her own.

I'd like to think he favors Death Becomes Her.

I LOVE these posts. I love getting to snoop in on people, and I love comparing what products I use with what products others use. I want every woman I know to do one of these.

What tarantula had to die for KK's frightening eyelashes? Huh? Tell me.

So my bf is thinking about grad school in Texas and he asked me "what do you think you'll want to do if we go there."

AUTUMN FOR DICTATOR

Autumn: I would like to be a governor and be the first Lady President. And then I'll turn it into a dictatorship!

The last scene is the most Humbert Humbert-y thing I've ever seen

That guy's poor wife. It must be like fucking a glass of warm milk.

"You know Tina, the Devil takes your soul every time you orgasm? That is why your mother is still a pure woman today!" (I'm just guessing based on the image, I have to wait until I am done with work to be sure.)

100% agree. My passion is skydiving. I hurl myself out of a plane every weekend for 8 months out of the year. And I would never even consider doing this. She is super kick-ass. I've been wondering about the people who chose to do this, very cool interview.

Same. She's 1000x more brave than I would ever be.

I don't think you're alone in the "there's no way in HELL I'd do that!" feeling. However, if there was a colony up there and all seemed to be going well I'd totally consider immigration!

I know! She's so badass, and I'm so glad she's pursuing what is clearly a dream.

I'm not offended by her leaving, and I wouldn't do it for the world.

Giuliana is a person of color. And that color is often orange.