Not to mention, if Rihanna was my daughter and brought Leo home it'd be so hard for me to not be like, "Girl, he is a bloated middle aged model-chasing walking mid-life crisis. You can do better..."

Sometimes Twitter IS perfection.

No, please let Quinn kill Lena Dunham's character, who acts just like the character she played on the SNL spoof of Scandal.

I think you should get that checked out. I mean, I hear they lead to UTIs.

You, sir, can Fuck. Right. Off. You do not get to dictate how I feel about overt public displays of affection. If it doesn't bother you, fine. You don't get to invalidate my feelings just because it does bother me.

I say this as the father of a 13 year old boy, get over it. Look at your kid, say what those people are doing is inappropriate, and walk away. Easy peasy. Your child now knows that people do things in public they shouldn't, but when they do she's not going to be deeply scarred and life will go on.

True fact: Chula Vista means "View of strangers humping."

I was...unsuccessful.

I HAVE A BANANA ALLERGY!!!

No, really, I do. It's super mild, though people really like to be healthy and substitute banana in baked goods, and then not tell me, despite knowing me and my allergy. So whenever anyone offers me a cookie I have to question the ingredients and then they look at me like I'm crazy like…

jack white, the university of oklahoma, pitchfork, jezebel – everyone connected to this story is an asshole idiot. including me for commenting on it. fuck me.

I'm a tremendous connoisseur of high quality snark. Absolutely love it. However, I'm thinking that Jack White's open letter was a genuine response to the release of the rider. The attempted pile-on strikes me as a bit excessive. I'm not seeing one-tenth the diva potential of Kanye West in Jack White's reply. No…

There will never be a post about notorious RBG where this picture is not appropriate.

Because you have eyes.

Jay watching:

Originally from Michigan, he strove for an anti-capitalist lifestyle, the pinnacles of which were his militant veganism and leadership in the biking community.

Start by thinking about who it's being announced to.

Any man who calls himself a feminist immediately sets off my creep alarms. I have never met a male "feminist" who wasn't a manipulative tool.

Yes, the part about listening more than they talk is the most important. I have encountered countless male 'feminists' who think that because they're feminists, they can go ahead and act as if they know more about feminism and women's experience than women do.