I don't care if this makes me weird... this post and the discussion is making me miss school. I had the whole studying thing DOWN. The real world.... still figuring that shit out. I've hit a ceiling on how much school I can go to though. I guess I could get a PhD, but those are damn near useless anymore. Well, off to…

That sounds reasonable.

Less fun, but reasonable.

This just in: Supreme Court Justices have opinions.

I would like anti-gay groups to recuse themselves from the world in general. Do I get a say?

Good for you Jen. Seriously that shit IS tired. Plus, don't tabs (I mean ET is pretty much a tab) have enough material to work with from the Kardashians? Can't they let a 1o year old story go already?

The opera this ain't

17 and still paralyzed - therefore, still a minor and reliant upon his parents - and says it was a lie. You know what, kid? You're good in my books because that takes a lot of guts.

Okay, I can dispel everything. My dance teacher in college is the brunette in DD who likes Johnny (remember, the one who he refuses to sleep with once he and Baby are an item??). She was also the main choreographer for the film. I asked her if it was true that they didn't like each other and she totally confirmed it.…

Girls is the equivalent of Miley Cyrus; trying to get attention via "shock value" to the point where every "shocking" thing makes people yawn because it's so predictable. And yes, over-privileged white girls that are out of touch with reality.

I don't live in New York. I live in Texas. If you want to keep this up, I'll give you an address and you can come on down here and we'll discuss your hashtag in person. Thank you.

i like that a bunch of women have said they squirt and you are actively saying no because you haven't seen it.

RIGHT I mean come on there's all these jokes about splooshing and drowning toddlers in our panties and yet when we produce a quantity of liquid suddenly it's pee?? Like I have orgasmed hard enough to pop my partner's wang right out of my body, wanna bet I can forcefully eject liquid as well?

In my own personal study that was conducted twice yesterday afternoon because I was home alone and bored, I can categorically assert that it is definitely not pee.

My husband calls them 7 day shitters. Because you could shit in them for 7 days and no one would know. In case that wasn't obvious.

That's so Raven.

This is delightful. What a toenozzle.

Also, she's fucking stupid.

You guys are saints. The intangible value of your profession was huge for me in pre-internet childhood and a colleague of yours helped shape me from a bored too-intelligent-for-my-current-grade kid to a knowledge hungry kid with more books than I knew what to do with. A big by-proxy thank you to you and your…