Putting this out here:

None of that matters because this is shit that didn't happen of the highest degree. I say 99% chance it's some dude who works at WalMart who just put it on the receipt so he could post it on Reddit for Reddit circlejerk-points.

You're so edgy and different.

also isha bb dont hate on my comic books and YA novels :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Does anyone really get good "your year in review" videos?Facebook really makes it's doodads best for middle to upper class people. Study abroad pics, goofy college photos, vacation photos, matching white outfit obx family photos, pumpkin spice brown boots photos, etsy mason jar wedding photos, rinse and repeat.

/daintily sips tea from one of their gorgeous ceramic coffee mugs, the one with all of the gold on it/

The trick with Starbucks gift cards is to buy cute travel mugs from which you can drink real coffee and not ashtray garbage water.

NOW LETS SEE THEM MUD WRESTLE FOR TOP FEMINIST

I was going to guess a spice rack, but that works too.

Had my ex-wife show up in my "suggested Matches for you" box. I messaged her and said "I didn't know you liked piña coladas". She didn't find the humor in that.

AN INSTAGRAM POLOROID?!?!

I always have a chuckle at people who passive aggressively take to social media to tell others they need to have more class.

Gawker comments on articles about sexual violence, especially when the victim is male, are generally awful.

Do not read the comments on the Gawker article reporting this. You have been warned. Trigger warned in fact.

For fuck's sake. People should want to kill performance artists, not rape them. This whole story makes about as much fucking sense as a Japanese toilet.

Michael Brown didn't rob a store, and if you're black then I'm the King of Norway.

I'm so glad you were able to come up with a comment

I honestly get so angry at this whole NOT doing that thing but I get it.

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.