A separate fund has already handled that... but enjoy your... errr.... "sunny" disposition

I always confuse her for Oscar Wilde.

The quick wit we've come to expect from Honey Boo Boo

Broad City is everything Girls wishes it could be.

To everyone trying to create a narrative of a false rivalry between these two extremely talented women — you look so stupid right now. You do realize that there can be more than one successful woman at a time, right? They're different actresses with very different styles, and God willing, they'll both have long and…

Where's her long form birth certificate? Obviously she was born in Klutzylvania! She wasn't even ELIGIBLE for her Oscars!!!

I'm just trying to share this gif everywhere today.

Dear FluterHusband,

Please go back in time and do it this way. Your way was good. Lots of dogs are better.

Love,

FluterDale

Bah, that's a bad way to look at it. Ever the optimist, I choose to see this as him merely tucking the end of it back into his skate.

This is even better upon repeat viewings.

No spoiler protection, to me, means you can't bitch if you go onto a discussion board for the show and find out some stuff you didn't know. It means that people at the next table over at the cafe can talk about the show in peace. It means you can't get pissed if you accidentally find something out.

"It's like, past mad. It's this weird other emotion. Mad isn't it."

My (previously nonexistent) respect for Selena Gomez just skyrocketed.

hahaha, oh this reminds me of the halcyon days of yesteryear (my junior year of college) when this very thing happened to me. It was my first or second time using my cup and I literally sat on the toilet and cried. And then comes my roomie's shout from the other side of the door "DO YOU WANT SOME LUBE?!" I laughed the…

The only thing more fun than a "Sleepunder" is an"Unmovie Night" where its actually daytime and instead of watching movies everybody has to help clean the garage.

Both are true.

Actually when I was young I often dated older men because I found the boys my age to be too immature. Some 24 year old boys can be pretty young, and could be a good match for a mature 17 year old girl. (And I'm not commenting on the maturity of Lorde's boyfriend specifically as I have no basis for doing so. Just…

Perhaps, and I'm going out on a limb here, the MPAA just objects to the idea of Shia LeBeouf having sex.

if I was wearing a fancy dress, this be me