Yessssssss my cousin and I used to sing the theme song! It’s catchy as FUCK

I still have them all and I will never get rid of them

Nah, she wanted to bone that Scott guy, the one who dated a very young Jessica Alba in a couple episodes.

Lance Bass as the head of an Ohio drug cartel?

I don’t know but I am confused as to how my dog can injest goose poop like a pro but something like grapes would be toxic to her. I mean, I’m not purposely feeding her either but I do find it curious.

I feel weird about really wanting to bang the Cat in the Hat.

Yay ok thank you.

Thank you.

What’s great about this is that I’m supposed to go to Bend on Monday for two weeks. Please make me less scared, Internet smarties. (P.s. will be giving my dog her flea and tick medicine early/before we go)

Definitely. That is definitely a thing.

That’s a pretty great dream. Also, did you know there is such a thing as roller-coaster camp? It’s true. Everyday you just go to a different amusement parks. Sadly, you can’t attend after the age of 16 and I assume it’s expensive as fuck.

Tell me everything! I’m still her #1 fan!

I had the front of the CEREAL BOX that Kristy Yamaguchi was on tumbtacked to my wall. So, yeah.

Pics!

Whhhaaattttt? Do we have the same dog? Do we have the same dad? This is just like sister-sister!

I totally would have been your friend. We could have sat in our father’s cars and talked on the phone.

“No purpose other than to be a celebrity?” Didn’t she just organize a very successful and empowering slutwalk?

THE CAR PHONE! I though my dad was the President of Everything because he had a car phone. Turns out, he was just a guy with enough money for a car phone.

Um, I love her now

Always. Always.