I feel bad for your sis, she’s missing out. Farting is so fun and it feels good, too!

And I thank you for that. Some of my patrons are not so modest..

We librarians are still patient and long suffering. Now it just involves explaining to patrons that we don’t know their AOL (!) password and no, the My Documents folder on the public computer does not contain the items from their home computer’s My Documents folder.

“First of all, James Franco had a bar mitzvah at age 37.”

Lol’ed and almost dropped my phone in the bath.

But it wasn’t good the first time! (Jk, owned it on VHS).

Yes, she rushed there because they are family but paramedics are, in my experience, actually this dedicated and very underappreciated. I have a few paramedic friends and, unfortunately, have been in a car accident are two, and paramedics are amazing. They see all the worst shit, are managing a million different people…

“How did I get it? Dealing with nosy bitches, that’s how.”

I have a 12 in scar that runs down my torso. I’m amazed at what the average beachgoer will say when they see it. But I just try to channel the great Fresh Prince. “Mind your business, just mind your business”

I’m amazed I didn’t do this to myself when I was a dumbass stoner in high school.

^^^^ riiiight?!

Actually, I was calling the debaters from my school conservative white guys with sticks up their butts, not the Harvard guys. And as long as we are playing hypotheticals, it’s not like being a dude from an Ivy League makes you exempt from raping or beating women. My point is that GENERALLY SPEAKING people who end up…

I love this for many reasons but largely because the majority of debaters at my school were white, stuck up, conservative dudes with enormous sticks firm up their assholes. I’m not saying that’s the Harvard debate team (how would I know?) but I always suspected there was more bravado and arrogance than substance in…

Sorry to butt in on this conversation, I just really needed to say HOW BADLY I WANT TO DO SEX WITH THE GOSS

Good for her! (Not something I say a lot about K.K.). Pregnancy sounds fucking awful and the more people who are honest about their experiences with it, the better. Signed, lady praying for sterility.

I want her to run when she can win. I don’t think that’s 2016.

This! I wouldn’t have even posted if I had been patient enough to read through the comments first.

Of course they do. As long as there are enough of us left to occasionally fuck them and make them a sandwich, why should they care?