Eh, in college you get to study more interesting things. You won’t get any more sleep, but it does get better.

I’m just going to keep doing #9 for awhile. I hear practice is important.

Hey, it’s Cal from Orphan Black! I like that guy!

I CALL BULLSHIT.

Cecile Richards is a goddamn hero.

Of course he did because he’s a disgusting, political posturing pig with no sense of decency.

Correct. Just like public education, healthcare, and tons of other vital services.

See?! It’s basically the same as if I went to law school!

Yeah. I get that. I mean, how could I not get that? But I’m still all about Will/Finn. Like, I can’t look at either of them without thinking about their bathing suit parts.

I have watched all the Good Wife episodes MANY times, which is basically like going to law school and I’m inclined to agree. Except Alicia Florrick. And Finn. Oh god, now I have a hard on.

What about pets? I would totally save my dog over any of the human variety. Sorry mom/boyfriend, etc.

Can I have your life?

I cry sad, whitewashed male tears.

Yaaayyyyy tuuuuurrrrtttlllleesss!

That is my entire life

Aca-lutely?

Saw this amazing guy (or gal) in Hawaii. Now we’re best friends but in a strict no contact kinda way.

Weird. Everything else in Texas is so fair and makes so much sense.

I think Bush and Kasich would be the least terrible. I just can’t with the Rand Paul.

I assume you mean out of the Republican candidates. The least disgusting is, to my knowledge, which isn’t vast, John Kasich, though it will never happen. But also maybe Chris Christie just because I think he has the LEAST chance of winning in a general election.