How is a prescription form of meth a thing? I’ll stop talking. I’m clearly out of my depth.

Yeah, that last one is amazing.

Right, I get that. But Adderall =/= meth. It’s an amphetamine but not actually meth. But I don’t watch breaking bad so maybe I just don’t know how this works?

Granted, I don’t know a ton about meth, but I did not think it came in little blue pills. Or napkins, for that matter.

Was it a stupid idea? Yes. Do those cougars look SUPER into the petting? Also yes. fine the kid but this hardly seems deserving of jailtime. And if a cougar had bitten off his hand? Well, that’s what you get, Roy.

She is the unwashed stain on the Clinton administration

Sorry, LTripp, but if you’re one of the most conniving, dishonest friends in history, no one really gives a fuck who you think is credible.

thank the baby yeezus!

Props to her for apologizing because not enough people do that shit. But honestly, “misspoke?” Yes, you misunderstood, girl but you said what you meant to say. It’s not like a slip of the tongue or a typo, which is how I think of “misspoke.” Just saying. Back to my boring lunch (and life).

This isn’t my personal experience so it can’t possibly be true.

That looks like a wedgie giving apparatus.

Exact same thought, only with my dog. What?! PETS COUNT AS FRIENDS!

I call bullshit #selfiestickpropaganda

You know, it’s damn near impossible to hate that Taylor girl. I think you basically have to be Donald Trump.

As a librarian, I am so horrified (I mean, I’m also horrified because I am a person with a brain, but...). Libraries are supposed to be the places where this shit doesn’t happen. Where we create summer programs specifically because we want to be inclusive or fill a need that might not be happening in schools. This…

Not so much. They f’ed over the environment today, too. Just in case you were feeling optimistic or something (RBG for lyfe, tho)

Well. that’s fucked up.

How is this not an Onion article? “Booze company claims that their booze will do the thing that booze does.”

I’d hit that.