I work with teens and I say this all the time: they are great. Fucking great. I like them than I like most adults.

You are my everything

I ran around and showed it to my entire family. We are hysterical.

This is the best thing that’s ever been a thing

ugh, Reese, can you not?

Please let there be a dish called “Tatum’s Tots.”

yes, lilo, yes we did.

You had me at Lady Steve Buscemi Dog.

Fucking Florida, man.

Well, we can’t all be former Beanie baby collectors, can we?

Isn’t a fraction of the price still like 60 million billion dollars?

I mean, HILLZ 2016! but yeah, wake me up when it’s over.

Thank you for posting that, so I don’t have to.

In many cases, their balls are a big part of the problem.

That’s implying that colleges actually address sexual assault cases at all.

No, I just mean you made it sound like she had a party in which she invited 25 dudes over to fuck her. As opposed to being somewhere where she got down with the dudes. Maybe that’s not what you meant, it just seems like we don’t know a ton about the circumstances.

Where does it say she invited the 25 men over (at all or, more specifically, to have sex with her)?

i’m sorry i offended you and i truly do empathize with your position—i have clinical depression and, while i have been free of suicidal ideation for a few years now, it’s not foreign to me. that said, i don’t really think of this as a joke about suicide. if i had said “go fuck yourself” i wouldn’t really have been…

Sweet shirt, brah! Also, KILL YOURSELF

Except when I lie (which is definitely not right now)