UGH shiz like that is so annoying and misleading! That's why the whole BMI thing is so flawed.

says Bill O'Reilly, who is actually bad for teenage girls.

The period in my life I have gotten the most compliments for "looking healthy" was when I was drinking half a fifth of vodka a day. I've always been thin (too thin/unhealthy according to some people who aren't doctors and don't know me) but when I was drinking I bloated to an "acceptable" level. Never mind that I was…

call the trump!

i just tripped over my dog's bowl and fell into the bathroom door. i do this (or something similar) AT LEAST 2-3 times a week. and i'm just wearing socks and a bathrobe. it's just that my dog thinks i'm sooooo perfect that i have to keep her on her toes (paws?) a little. otherwise, i would just be totally unrelateable…

"Her body language, eyes, coquettish tosses of the head and cooing tones are almost hypnotic. But she is also capable of explosive anger. I have seen her shriek and curse in terrifying eruptions of rage: the kitten turns into a tigress." Translation: "Sometimes she is calm and happy. Other times she is angry and…

IRA GLASS 4 LYFE!

like a fine wine, it gets better with age...

My computer screen is all f'ed up and the glare was weird so at first it looked like he actually had those enormous, beefy muscles and that's all i could focus on...i just kept thinking, how would he get those from figure skating? Eventually I figured out what was up. Me so smarts.

Jerry Seinfeld, you are not funny; you do not "live in a world of funny." Please stop talking and go back to fucking one of your billion dollar cars.

Miley looks good in orange

i'm just so happy to see her wearing something cute and not that weird duvet with the straps from my bike rack wrapped around it.

If the "I love you" doesn't work, just refer to her "talentless pussy." Because SWOON.

i cannot stand Girls or Lena Dunham (especially Lena Dunham) but I have to agree: it was a dumb, offensive question.

MAN! Ani Difranco was part of my introduction to feminism, way back when i first heard her in the 8th grade...I remember being so inspired away by her lyrics. This event and her reaction to the backlash is so disappointing and gross.

eh, i could also learn how to read. that would help.

MY BAD! you are the rightest and i am the wrongest. please excuse my brain fart?

"I guess I just wanted to make the point that I don't think that having a difficult life automatically equals mature and ready to date out of one's age group anymore than a sheltered life = not mature enough to date older." Fair enough. I think in some cases it's appropriate and some cases it's not. But what you say…

What actual life experiences has a 17 year old had? You know what someone in their twenties has in common with a 17 year old? FUCKIN NOTHIN."

I have no idea. But I, for one, am seriously hoping for a wardrobe malfunction.