HOLD THE PHONE: DID I SEE RON WEASLEY UP IN THAT?!

This is the most accurate poster for the show yet. Rich, white girls boring the shit out of me.

i'm sorry, what was the question? i couldn't hear it over all my lady panting.

his abs. and coming out. and his abs.

lips? or LABIA?

"What are they saying? Everything with a hole in it is a vagina? That's ridiculous."

I used to drink (alcoholically, I'm sober now) so I was often up in the wee hours of the morning with nothing to do (other than drink). I got a kick out of signing my hardcore atheist friends up for Christian Singles.

NYC preschoolers and I have that in common.

you can't tell, but my ovaries are cheering. "yaaaay," say my ovaries "yaaaaaaay!"

"work, bitch."

do you think i could get a pair as nipple rings?

but then i thought about this.

yeah, i thought about that

i just want to stand outside Cobb's little hate colony and make this face.

The same could be said for the Pokemon pillow behind him, but yeah, I hear you. This kid is rad.

Sadly, they are low hanging fruit that a horrifying number of Americans actually LISTEN TO. so pick away...

i am ashamed to admit that i have been trying to get my god to do this for SO LONG. *sigh* she's just in it for the treats.

At last! Sally and I have found our soulmates!

i would be a lot more excited to see a diversity of body types, skin colors, etc., in Barbie world than a diversity of color in her accessories.