This is the “I can’t afford a track day, so I street race” argument with more steps

I wish we’d stop publicizing these maroons.

LOL, okay, cam down.

Poor chap just needs a good bowel movement.

Dude, I don’t know what you’ve been smoking, but keep that stuff far away from me. If anything, the Corvette has been UNDERRATED for a very long time. The reason the Mustang is so popular with younger people is because they are EVERYWHERE, and almost everyone grows up with someone in their family that owns one. Also,…

So you still care then?

“I could care less”

Man, I know we always complain how people don’t put their money where their mouth is but $110k isn’t just expensive, its prohibitively expensive for nearly everyone, ever.

You need to wake up pal. It’s almost 2020. VWs isn’t making the Corrado anymore and they’ve become very reliable. Folks you know either don’t care for their vehicles or are still driving junk cars from VAGs bygone era. Ever check out JD Powers recently or Consumers ? VAG cars doing pretty good, as are other German…

“You gonna buy one? I bet a bunch of you are.”

Counter counterpoint: You’re dead wrong. 

and people wonder why we introverts hate everyone. you all keep inventing these stupid rules and making interacting with anyone a complete chore. if somebody thinks im rude or dismissive by typing “ok” to their text and gets offended, they deserve it and they did it to themselves. as far as im concerned they are doing…

I don't think you understand what aftermarket means....

That is the equivalent of saying “Adam Sandler is a comedic genius because he movies all make money”

Fuck everyone involved in this story. Fucking morons.

I think that says more about television these days in general then anything else.

You are assuming the cars are symmetrical from the factory.

Are you calling poor build quality on a 70's Italian sports car built in Bologna?

holy shit is this dumb. Your username checks out. 

I just rolled my eyes so hard I literally died.