Anything that runs is probably faster than a Giulia.

Having short yellow lights, and varying lengths of time from town to town are very important to revenue genera..... I mean public safety.  

This is really ruining things for those of us that just want into pop in for three pieces and a biscuit.

“Proper” car manufacturer? So making and selling tens of thousands of cars doesn’t qualify as real?  

So, you’re of average height, and have no leg room problems.

Honestly, Torch is onto something here. It sounds like they really need two cars. Neither one of them needs to be driving a damp rolling swamp around. 

Don't blame such a useful liquid because milk is too spicy for your baby tummy.

the only cars I want to import are v8 utes.

Accidents happen.

This answer isn’t for everyone but I don’t fit in a Miata. 

Maybe instead of arguing with others about things you don’t understand, just go and give one a ride?

Because motorcycles are fun. 

LOL, those early retirees rack up more miles in a year than most riders do in 10. I had multiple repeat customers who would put 75 to 100k a YEAR on their Goldwings. Meanwhile,bench racers everywhere disparage them as “Winebike-os” while polishing that 10 year old supersport with 2500 miles on it.

The Volt should have been a Cadillac

See, no one gave a flying fuck what the gender of your kid was people. 

Gender reveals are for the truly narcissistic among us.

Gonna risk the social justice points and just state that “gender reveals” are the dumbest thing ever.

Wait, if you have enough energy to melt through a significant amount of steel plate, you can shield against it with a wet rag?

“Mustang-inspired” involves grafting a Ford Edge front end onto an Escape, apparently.

shut up! first y’all tried to come after mayo, now y’all trying to cancel the pickles too?