Okay, I’ll bite. What’s the bad MCU movie if it isn’t this one? Incredible Hulk? Ultron?

I would have preferred to see Darcy picking up the pieces of Mew-Mew, then showing it reassemble itself when Thor reflexively tried to call Mjolnir shortly after arriving at Grandmaster’s place. Maybe have her later just casually hand it back to Thor.  Or possibly have her reassemble the pieces into Thunderstrike.

What’s the bad one? Iron Man 2 or Age of Ultron?

That’s because it’s the most forgettable of the Marvel movies. 

I always thought that having Iron Man go up against someone with actual magic rings could be cool. His tech is suddenly not good enough because he’s facing someone whose “tech” doesn’t need to follow the rules of physics.

So here it is. April 10th. I bought my ticket. Got popcorn. Sat down. Waited. And waited. And waited. After 15 minutes, they told us there was a problem getting the movie and there would be no showing. They didn’t actually have the movie. I kid you not. But I was not alone. I searched Twitter and people all over were…

I’m actually okay with all the TWD plans. The execution is another story, but even some of the worst episides are still entertaining to me in comparison to how much other crap there is on TV. I wish FEAR TWD would have stayed longer in that lead up to the Zombie apocalypse time period, as that was the most compelling…

...and then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.

Coogler directed Creed, right? T’Challa and Erik should have thrown a few haymakers at each other.

The CG of the last fight was bad, and probably should’ve been more practical like the waterfall fight, but I did appreciate the cheek of having the fight take place in a literal Underground Railroad.

It’s unfortunate that Killmonger is actually in so little of this movie, and spends so little of that time actually interacting with the other major characters in non-action scenes.

“...this is the origin story of Killmonger—the movie’s antagonist figure, but not quite its villain.”

More like Retch-Up amirite?

“It’s a candy necklace of a movie: sweet but chalky.”

IKR? Imagine being “that guy” who tells his friends, “I couldn’t go see Endgame, the culmination of a decade worth of storytelling, because it was going to be 192 minutes instead of 183.”

The scene at the end of Avengers - where they’re eating shawarma - was such a late addition that it wasn’t actually in the UK release a week or so before America.

Secrecy and misinformation are legitimate tools against today’s rampant spoil-everything-for-pageclicks media culture. 

Its really not uncommon for them to still be tweaking up to the weak of release.

The run time is John Harrison you’re saying?

Who cares? I mean, maybe the movie is 2:45, maybe it’s 3:05. Is that really going to be a deciding factor for most people? I doubt it. I’m sure a movie like this is still being tweaked, seeing as how huge it is, so he can’t give us an exact time. And I am sure there are all sorts of other pressures to start preselling…