If Spielberg had a tendency to disappear from the set with Harry Styles, yeah, I bet we’d be discussing the hell out of it.

C’mon Disney, remake Song of the South, you cowards.

“Hey HBO ... can you stop development — that you started two and half years ago — on this anticipated show based on a much beloved, award-winning novel, because Rob at io9 is tired of shows about a pandemic and can’t make heads or tales of the Wiki plot summary.  

Your not wrong. I do think however IM3 is sort of “Let’s answer that question Cap had in Avengers about “what are you without that suit”. So I like it for trying that out.

So... what exactly has Chris Pratt done?

Is Garfield really loved enough for people to have strong opinions about this? This seems fine?

The band Mastodon appeared as extras in the series multiple times but nobody recognized them or complained because they’re not as famous. I thought the backlash over Sheeran being in the show was dumb. He looked like he fit right in. 

Why be mad at Ed Sheeran about this? If I was even minorly famous, I would try to be on Game of Thrones, too. The showrunners should absolutely not have allowed it, but that’s on them, not Ed Sheeran.

Too bad the Discworld books are all inherently unfilmable. Unless...

“Disdain for the material” is AV Club’s house style.

Ahh, a non-news story that admits as much and also sounds like it was written by someone who holds only disdain for the material referenced. Gotcha.

“When Star Trek: Prodigy was first revealed as a “kid-friendly” show, certain fans decried that they did not need a “dumbed-down” entry to get into Star Trek when they were young.”

Is the response backlash to a perceived faux outrage really necessary? As far as I can remember, most fans, myself included, were happy to…

Well, according to this trailer, Orko fans should probably enjoy the second half.

I don’t think the Eternals are doing reviews, and if they are, they’re definitely not doing them on fading pop culture websites.

Is Lee Majors in charge of Twitter?

I avoid Twitter; is this a buncha idiots telling us some TOTALLY VALID (/s) reasons to have live ammo for prop guns on-set?

I get what you’re saying here, and it’s funny, but it’s also funny because I could totally see someone having both of those things on their resume. 

I didn’t realize the avclub made you open this article and read it. That is very cruel of them to force you to read an article with spoilers.

I am SO GODDAMN OUTRAGED that I basically agree with most of this and don’t have a chance to write a sarcastic spittle-flecked list of all my problems with it.