I’m looking forward to the film adaptation about a writer struggling to write a book about the library fire, which increasingly becomes a thriller about tracking down the arsonist before he strikes again.  

You know damn well that’s inconceivable.

I’m thinking Albino.

The hard part is getting them to stop saying lines from the Black Cauldron.

William Sadler (Agents of SHIELD) will reprise his role as Death

go see it. it’s light on the gore, jump scares, etc. it’s violent, to be sure, but no more than a particularly brutal action movie. if anything, it’s one of the most comedy heavy horror movies that isn’t specifically about horror movies (like cabin in the woods or scream).

Spiderman and Iron Man have fans, NY was half demolished by aliens, London too, but "How is this even possible!?" except for the magic staff that can do anything. No one really questioned that and yeah poor Alex. 

They’ll acknowledge being part alien or super powered maybe isn’t really that weird considering everything else that’s happened around the MCU world.

I’ve criticised the 2016 Ghostbusters a fair bit, but I do have to say, one of the things that I did love about it was seeing the way little girls latched onto it. As a kid who grew up loving the Ghostbusters in the 1980s, that was nice to see.

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I grew up in the 80s, but in Australia, so it was a little different. We just had wave after wave of mutant insect attacks.

What about in 10 years when they move to Seattle and form a grunge band? And one of them will be in a love triangle with Wynona Ryder?

Keifer Sutherland and Bruce Willis will have been planted in the ground before then, no dice.

The Stranger Things’ version of “If Daryl dies, we riot”?  Count me in.

I grew up in the 80's and every summer was just like that.  This show really speaks to me!

Nah, it’’ll be Drax walking alone into a pit of danger.

I saw the trailer for this stuck on the front of the Lego Movie 2 and for the entire length of it, me and Mrs Malingo were visibly cringing.

After we had finished gushing about the end credits of LM2 we spent an equal amount of time talking about how utterly trash this movie looked and trying to work out what it might…

“Blue!? I wanted purple, godammit!”

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You’re forgetting the pre-picture response by Will Smith: “He doesn’t look enough like Will Smith!”