I thought like, he was in charge, auditioning for the head bitch. I’m guessing. My knowledge of prison is really just from late night movies on Cinemax from when I was a teenager. (I’m olllllllldddddd.)

Sure, I’d watch “Who wants to be the head Prison Bitch.”

Finally, the ending that George Lucas intended. 

AA gave it an A which means it’s really a... oh, shit I... I don’t know what to do here.... . A plus? A supreme?

Re: “Lobster Themed Fetish Gear.”

too soon.

I hear that he’s going to get signed by the Panthers.

John Stamos looks like someone described the original chef to someone who never saw the movie.

I’m sure they probably will.

I’ll be really interested to see how this turns out. On the one hand, a lot of the material is extremely dated. On the other, it has some good tunes, and the three person cast is interesting. Either way, I hope they give Andrew Garfield some time off to go see the next Spider-Man movie. 

Most of my feelings about rent is that Benny is no longer the bad guy. 

I’ll look that up in my research. Thanks!

“Luke’s father is.. Chewbaca!” 

There’s a rich literary tradition of exactly what Song of the South was about, which was pretty much: Hey, slavery wasn’t THAT bad. The slave masters were always heroes that the slaves wanted to die for. Pretty much what you’d expect. (This isn’t an endorsement of them. This is to point out how terrible they are, and…

True. 

It really seems like the internet is terrible for sequels. It seems like a lot of books respond to internet comments rather than forging their new path or trying to make something interesting.

How did they get footage of me when I started swimming?

Don’t kink-shame this cat. 

Excellent. Now she can write a memoir and the resulting Netflix series will run for 8 years. 

I’d actually would have liked to have seen the show from the perspective of our four “new” humans. i think it would be interesting to disorient the audience a little. Mind-wiped Chidi would have been an interesting vantage point. Especially if they got someone with the self-awareness to say, “hey ,maybe i don’t belong…