You can live to be 110 as long as you give up all the things that would make you want to live to be 110.

The first Hangover movie was funny. My least favorite thing from when someone starts acting like an asshat is we try to say “well they were never...” like it’s a badge of honor to either see through them, of have some kind of bias towards people.. That’s how we get into a lot of our messes: by trying to pretend that…

He’s wrong about the “woke culture” making things tough to be funny. The only thing that “woke culture” (which really isn’t a thing outside of some idiots that take things too far) did was make comics not be able to fall back on laziness.

But you’re dinging something the writer has no control over. It would be as if I wrote a review of the Testaments and spent three paragraphs talking about how the last season of the show didn’t live up to my expectations.

No, apparently Ben Franklin sailed around in one all the time. it just didn’t come up much in his biography.

It reeks of someone who didn’t read the whole thing and needed to pad their review, to be honest with you. 

It ended exactly how I predicted: By showing the names of the people who made the show. 

... take my star, damnit. 

Interesting premise, but points off for not calling it “I Ain’t Got Nobody.”

Today I learned that Swedish Death Metal has lyrics. 

Let me clarify: i love the Marvel movies. However, if you look at where they really faltered it was in Phase 2, which was mostly “ok, how can we get around calling the Avengers every week?” and “how can we hold off on using Thanos for very long?” Even Guardians, which was very good, seemed to dance around the fact…

now if the MCU could set up a coherent, overarching Phase 4 and 5 storyline we’d be all set. 

Talk about cutting off your nose something something something. 

1. Last season, I jumped the gun on “wow they’re spinning their wheels and they don’t have a clue” so i’m going to hold off on saying that now. But I’d be at this point right now.

I agree that this episode tried to put in a lot, to varying effect. I think we needed two episodes on this, to be honest with you. But I will say the “flashback sequence” is hands down one of the funniest jokes I’ve seen. 

I’m old enough to remember a week ago when the right tried to blame gun violence on video games and the left pushed back. 

Did the FBI release memos warning people to stay out of the theater? Were there countless thinkpieces asking why this movie needed to be released before the movie came out? Did io9 and the AV Club treat the movie like it murdered their parents in a dark alleyway when they were 7?

There was also Peppermint which showed Jennifer Garner Ramboing it up against a drug cartel that killed her daughter. 

I initially put in a joke because i don’t know what to say regarding this anymore. This really is an odd situation for me. Here we have a movie - that hasn’t been released yet - that’s had more written about it than probably all of the movies released this year.

Wait until some of these people find out about the last 80 years of Batman comics.