Weren’t there like... two Ted Bundy movies this year? And a couple of Charles Manson ones? 

That’s right. There isn’t a super secret society of assassins with their own set of rules. You didn’t see anything. Don’t you forget it, Barsanti.

YES! Love it. 

I hope it’s not only Kenneth, but he’s God. Page Uniform and all. 

I love Humble. The joy of Lonely island is that they’re a great music act, not just “they do funny raps.” Humble is a legit good song.

1. This was an amazing movie, and it’s just flat out hilarious. Andy Samberg plays everything so straight it’s amazing, and the reaction of everyone around him makes the movie.

Which is a shame. He did a great job as Harry’s nemesis in the movies. 

I hear that was the original title but there’s a town in Iowa called Cobie Smulders Town. it’s unrelated to the actress, but there was a huge, protracted legal battle. Now they get credited whenever she does anything, except for the last Spider-Man movie since she was played by an alien the whole time. 

The twist: The baby is all of us. 

What you’re saying is, the Oscars will be cancelled since it’s just assumed this movie will win all of them.

If you think people are mad at Joker now, wait until they can brag that they have no intention of seeing it but it manages to reinforce all of their fears about it.

i have to be honest: I’m the opposite of this. I honestly want to know what happens because I’m terrified of death, and I want these characters i care about to end up in the Good Place or something like it.

How do I start the “Venmo Fronzel Neekburm $2 meme?” 

You’ve all fallen into one of the classic blunders. Never get involved with a remake when none of the original CAST is involved.

Because it looks bad-ass.

Still not enough to defeat the Dragon of Gormulox. 

The twist is that it’s just one movie, and you’re expected to stay in the theater for two years. 

I’ll bet any amount of money he will be on tour in a few years with some version of the phrase “safe spaces” in the title. 

The Real Free Speech Tour hosted by him, Adam Corolla, and Milos Yina... Yonae... That Dangerous Guy is going to make millions. 

Fuck this guy. He’s not “edgy”, he’s a jackass. But I do congratulate him on the millions he’ll make on the Right-Wing speaking circuit in a few years.