now if the MCU could set up a coherent, overarching Phase 4 and 5 storyline we’d be all set. 

Talk about cutting off your nose something something something. 

1. Last season, I jumped the gun on “wow they’re spinning their wheels and they don’t have a clue” so i’m going to hold off on saying that now. But I’d be at this point right now.

I agree that this episode tried to put in a lot, to varying effect. I think we needed two episodes on this, to be honest with you. But I will say the “flashback sequence” is hands down one of the funniest jokes I’ve seen. 

I’m old enough to remember a week ago when the right tried to blame gun violence on video games and the left pushed back. 

Did the FBI release memos warning people to stay out of the theater? Were there countless thinkpieces asking why this movie needed to be released before the movie came out? Did io9 and the AV Club treat the movie like it murdered their parents in a dark alleyway when they were 7?

There was also Peppermint which showed Jennifer Garner Ramboing it up against a drug cartel that killed her daughter. 

I initially put in a joke because i don’t know what to say regarding this anymore. This really is an odd situation for me. Here we have a movie - that hasn’t been released yet - that’s had more written about it than probably all of the movies released this year.

Wait until some of these people find out about the last 80 years of Batman comics. 

Weren’t there like... two Ted Bundy movies this year? And a couple of Charles Manson ones? 

That’s right. There isn’t a super secret society of assassins with their own set of rules. You didn’t see anything. Don’t you forget it, Barsanti.

YES! Love it. 

I hope it’s not only Kenneth, but he’s God. Page Uniform and all. 

I love Humble. The joy of Lonely island is that they’re a great music act, not just “they do funny raps.” Humble is a legit good song.

1. This was an amazing movie, and it’s just flat out hilarious. Andy Samberg plays everything so straight it’s amazing, and the reaction of everyone around him makes the movie.

Which is a shame. He did a great job as Harry’s nemesis in the movies. 

I hear that was the original title but there’s a town in Iowa called Cobie Smulders Town. it’s unrelated to the actress, but there was a huge, protracted legal battle. Now they get credited whenever she does anything, except for the last Spider-Man movie since she was played by an alien the whole time. 

The twist: The baby is all of us. 

What you’re saying is, the Oscars will be cancelled since it’s just assumed this movie will win all of them.

If you think people are mad at Joker now, wait until they can brag that they have no intention of seeing it but it manages to reinforce all of their fears about it.