i have to be honest: I’m the opposite of this. I honestly want to know what happens because I’m terrified of death, and I want these characters i care about to end up in the Good Place or something like it.

How do I start the “Venmo Fronzel Neekburm $2 meme?” 

You’ve all fallen into one of the classic blunders. Never get involved with a remake when none of the original CAST is involved.

Because it looks bad-ass.

Still not enough to defeat the Dragon of Gormulox. 

The twist is that it’s just one movie, and you’re expected to stay in the theater for two years. 

I’ll bet any amount of money he will be on tour in a few years with some version of the phrase “safe spaces” in the title. 

The Real Free Speech Tour hosted by him, Adam Corolla, and Milos Yina... Yonae... That Dangerous Guy is going to make millions. 

Fuck this guy. He’s not “edgy”, he’s a jackass. But I do congratulate him on the millions he’ll make on the Right-Wing speaking circuit in a few years.

My apologies, I responded to you too quickly and didn’t even see the link. Thank you!

I believe the second one also had someone coming in because he knew he could profit off those people dressing up. A lot of history is headed up by grifters. 

I was listening to a podcast recently that talked about the recent trend of throwing milkshakes at people. the host (Robert Evans, Behind the Bastards) pointed out that a large portion of Nazis, Alt Right, or any Cult is to portray themselves as noble, as warriors. Humiliating them is one of the best says to get under…

Or did they go back in time, create Fyre Fest knowing this would happen, THEN cancelled it using this comparison?

Didn’t he also play a charismatic vampire who’s the leader of a group of vampires. 

“I’ll have a martini with locally sourced olives, all sustainable served without a toothpick, not too shaken as to not trigger anyone’s misophonia”

That’s one of the blessings and the curses of the internet. On the one hand, we have unlimited knowledge at our fingertips, we can find out the name of an extra from 20 years ago. Conversely, we think that makes us an expert in everything, with minimal research. 

Independent Together is one of my favorite songs from anything at this point. 

This isn’t the time to be going easy when it comes to Piers Morgan. Let’s throw in a scene where Bond converts to Islam at the end, and throw in some gender neutral pronouns, just to make sure. 

Lock the thread. No one will top this. 

That’s the reference! (But I was sincere about wanting to see the movie)