I mean... i like Adam McKay but he’s no Conan O’brien. 

Huh. Finally an answer to the question, “Is Pepsi ok?”

It’s not unheard of. Star Wars 1, 2, and 3 were ok, but they REALLY got good with 4, 5, and 6. The special effects got a little worse, though. I guess that’s what you sacrifice for quality sometimes. 

No one can replicate Spurlock’s results, and what’s worse, he refuses to release his food journal and no one can account for his claims. 

... take my star. 

Everyone should go see yours instead, and rate it higher. Congrats!

I hope Peter Capaldi plays Peter Capaldi who’s just there to explain the first movie.

A brain cloud. You see, with a brain cloud, you can feel perfectly normal up until the day that you die. This would also make you an ideal candidate to jump into a volcano for an eccentric billionaire if he pays you to live your best life for a few days, all while romancing three versions of Meg Ryan. 

Look, I don’t want to tell you how to write your stuff, but if you’re going to put in the headline “Christoph Waltz to Hunt...” and put in the name of another human, you really need to clarify it’s for a movie in the first sentence.

I’d watch that. 

Is this a clue about Tenet?

I have not seen the 1990 movie, but I will check it out on your recommendation.

Is this their way of telling us she’s the new Spider-Man? 

Finally! I assume this is over her role in voicing Arlene in the Garfield Movie in 2004. Soon we’ll have everyone involved in that movie rounded up and put into prison camps. With the thickest non-CGI bars we can possibly find.

I’ll be honest, I’m really looking forward to the Handmaid’s Tale sequel, but I really hope that we hear nothing direct about Offred. Like... we hear that maybe someone escaped and she’s rumor, but I always kind of dug that it was ambiguous as to what happened next, especially when we found out that the whole thing…

That fusion... Chef’s kiss.

Hands down, this is one of the best movies I’ve seen this year. I thought I’d be tired of the whole “reform the villain” storyline, but they manage to keep it fresh. 

Did anyone actually read the piece before posting it? It’s not blistering. It’s a bunch of paragraphs about how other shows aged better, then it talks about all of the reasons that have been hashed out as to why the show was “bad”, then it hits the lawsuit in the second to last paragraph.

We all like... exist, man.

Does the 30 minutes count for the amount of time it takes to serve your food?