I still say Brenner is the American, and was feeding information to them about the Upside Down.

No, we’re good for Look Who’s talking Remakes. Thank you for your inquiry, though.

We need another Demolition Man. 

It’s Brenner, who was kidnapped or possibly taken hostage while trying to sell information about the Upside Down to the Russians.

I mean.. I’ll curl up into a ball and cry until you get ashamed and walk away out of pity.

I’m sure if you ask nicely one of your friends will do it now. 

Those mini-models are all dependent on a stable system to help them afterwards. And given what we’ve seen, it only takes one grifter to prey on scared people and mobilize them to do stupid, terrible things. 

That was my point. I wasn’t say that we were overdue like it was a good thing. More like it’s a waiting game at this point. 

there were a bunch of people got REALLY angry that the fictional creature isn’t being played by someone who’s the right color, so I’d say we’re overdue for a little collapse. 

wrong, you get to see the water, but you will not be allowed to be addicted to it! What a glorious day!

I mean... give it a couple of years and we can just go to the real thing, right?

I have this running theory that they wanted to try to create Darth Vader again through two methods: his blood (Kylo) and circumstance (Rey). I don’t think they should be “shipped” but I can get why they would be drawn toggether. 

This is the comedy that broke him. AA is now broken. 

Stuber is Stubid.

Turns out the real Walking Dead were the friends we made along the way. 

I’m a little wary that this capsule preview doesn’t answer the question of whether Spider-Man can do whatever a spider can.

the good news is you can still enjoy it. Look, no one is going to clutch an Oscar saying “I’d like to thank my fellow cast and crew in Stuber” but it looks like a dumb, non-sequel, non comic book, original summer action comedy. I’m going in expecting that. It’s not going to be great. It’s going to be “GREAT”. 

Ugh, there’s NOTHING in here about light sabers or the Force. Rian is just destroying all of Star Wars’ legacy, isn’t he? This looks like a terrible Star Wars movie.

You have to understand, Laser, that TLJ wasn’t like Empire Strikes Back at all, which is primarily the complaints they had ready after complaining that The Force Awakens was too much like A New Hope. It broke them.

The first season was wonderful. The second season, less so. Honestly, i think this could have worked better as an anthology series, set in various small towns or cities with a tenuous link to the characters and moments.