I was sexually attracted to a statue of Grover Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions. 

That would be amazing.

I honestly don’t understand why Rotten Tomatoes (or Goodreads, for that matter, but that’s another topic. Everything with book reviews is terrible. Just. Terrible.) even OPENS the audience scores before the release date. Yes, there are some advanced screenings, but the number of people who would seen it advanced is so…

I wish I had read this sooner. What am I going to do with all this blood now?

Shut it down. Shut it all down. 

WHOA! We got some food science up in here. 

I honestly believe at this point that he’s Producering us - raising money and then he’s going to flee to Rio without making this movie. Now, I haven’t figured out WHY James Cameron would do this, but honestly tell me I’m not onto something.

Let’s be honest. The kid who probably smoked a joint before sitting down to form my pizza probably wasn’t taking the best care while forming it. 

I’ll only accept delivery if it’s done by animatronic rat. 

I believe the plot of Aquaman would happen in real life before I believe we will ever see another Avatar movie. 

This is great news, but nowhere does it mention any news of a King of the Hill renewal, which should still be on the air to this day.

i just watched the first one, and i’m mad i slept on it for so long. I’m really looking forward to the sequel. 

So, like.. at what point should we be terrified that this group apparently has this much power to cover up a rape accusation against Danny Masterson? If it were Tom Cruise i would be like, “sure, he’s the face of this, he’s mega famous, etc”. But this is Danny Masterson: The third credited person on a show that came…

We’re never getting more Firefly, are we?

They release the pictures: “WHY ISN’T THE GENIE BLUE!?!”

Read the room, Woody. 

I just saw this. Did I get in before the obvious, “The President’s neck is missing” Troy McClure joke?

I hear the movie is only 2 hours, but the extra hour is to accommodate all of the post-credits scenes.

So they can make way for Sue Sue in the City and we get the Middle back?

I would 100% watch an entire season that was just a “documentary” on Legends of Tomorrow.