Wait... are you implying that we’re in this because of Barry’s constant messing with the timeline?

But how would that generate clicks? Lest we all forget the Rock Snowflake article.

But can any of them tell us if a hot dog is a sandwich?

Maybe it’s related. Maybe like, a time traveller came back in time to stop Trump, but got amnesia and now only has a vague idea of his mission only that involves “cheeto.”

Wait, we’re blaming Rotten Tomatoes for everything now?

This makes me sad. The AV Club used to be at the forefront of a lot of this. Now they’re barely playing catchup. 

A few thoughts.

I was wondering what was going to trigger the end of days. 

Or rise, if you’re going with my super villain theory. 

Real talk: if you’re a super-secret spy agency and you haven’t paid the evil villain who developed an ice ray and is targeting Chicago, you’re all dicks. 

I’m really disappointed you didn’t include a mix of Mr Freeze puns from Batman and Robin.

Re: Chipolte - then pay your employees so that they can afford health insurance and to take days off. Your outbreaks were mostly due to the fact that sick workers were forced to be at work. It has nothing to do with quality. 

Mr Plow
That’s my name
that name again is
Mr. Plow

It sounds like turning a real life racist into a cuddly animated hero is the least of this movie’s problems, and that’s saying something. 

i get the impression that he had beats, but not like “There’s an episode where everyone becomes Janet.” But with a show like this, I would be surprised if it wasn’t at least a little plotted, like... This is the Bad Place, well, this is them back on Earth, etc.

The thing about the Good Place is that by all indications next season will revisit some of the themes from the first season by way of having Eleanor and company taking over for Michael, and they’ve written themselves into a corner by doing so.

That’s not true. I hear the tree that they used to motion capture Groot is a real sleaze. Same tree they used for the Ents in Lord of the Rings. I hear he would NOT leave the Hobbit Stand ins alone.

The biggest clue I’ve gotten so far is that they’re planning on making another one.

She won by write-in and only survived because she didn’t let her boat be raped. I mean... come on.

See, AV Club?!?!? Magicians is already bringing people together!!!