YES! The Magicians is this weird little show, and I get the impression that they don’t think a lot of people are watching so they’ll do things like have two characters go back in time and live a long life together and then one of them die to solve a puzzle. It’s unique, it’s got the “saviors and quests... but with…

One day i want to believe in something the way that he believes Gambit will ever get made.

It’s part of the important part of fictional hierarchy. Humanity vs. Nature. Humanity vs. Humanity. Humanity vs. Society. Humanity vs. Giant Shark.

Everyone knows it’s all political. It’s all a part of their anti-Giant Shark platform. It’s going to come bite them in the ass come Giant Sharknado time.

Let’s get that ball rolling right now.

We can skip over a lot of quibbles we’ll all have, but no nominations for “The Meg?” Excuse me?

I didn’t even mind the title cards. I didn’t like where she was hit by a car like that out of nowhere from someone who was working well as a Greek Chorus member up until then. it went from “we’re snarky parents looking at the drama” to “she’s one of us!” real quick.

This was one of the more underrated movies of 2018. This article helps explain why. The only thing I felt it didn’t earn was the ending, but this is a damn near flawless film.

I’m really impressed with the way this show has managed to reinvent itself, but keep itself so similar. (In terms of what it’s going for.) The other really cool thing I noticed is that with last season and this season, the big “cliffhanger-y” type thing happened BEFORE the final episode of the season. Eleanor returns…

Perfect, I’ll give you full access to the catering blimp.

I’m now accepting backers to fund “Fyre Sale” where I make a documentary exploring the two competing “Fyre Festival” documentaries.

I’m now accepting backers to fund “Fyre Sale” where I make a documentary exploring the two competing “Fyre Festival” documentaries.

I love his reviews. He may not like them, but at least he tells you about it in a manner that’s better than a good majority of people who have made up their minds because they think they know something about movies.

I will accept Pope Thanos and learn to live in his religion.

If Avengers: Endgame doesn’t feature a ThanosCopter I want this listed edited and an apology from the AV Club.

They’re a roller coaster. I don’t think he likes movies in the same way your friend who used to work at a video store and have you heard about this obscure French title that all the critics LOVED so he’s going to spend the next four hours explaining to you why it’s better than the dribble that’s currently out there…

THEN WHAT’S THE POINT OF ANYTHING?

1. We don’t know when this is taking place. Could happen and the post-credits scene is Peter getting on a bus while the world collapses in the background.

Wait... does this mean that Ned becomes the MCU Green Goblin? Because I refuse to accept that. NO ONE MESSES WITH MY NED.

I think that’s the word I was looking for: punchline. We got a kind of build up of two not great people, and the punchline seemed to want to turn it into all his fault. Not that he was right, not that he was great, not that anyone has any right to talk to anyone else like that, but it just seems more like missed…