Let’s be honest. The kid who probably smoked a joint before sitting down to form my pizza probably wasn’t taking the best care while forming it. 

I’ll only accept delivery if it’s done by animatronic rat. 

I believe the plot of Aquaman would happen in real life before I believe we will ever see another Avatar movie. 

This is great news, but nowhere does it mention any news of a King of the Hill renewal, which should still be on the air to this day.

i just watched the first one, and i’m mad i slept on it for so long. I’m really looking forward to the sequel. 

So, like.. at what point should we be terrified that this group apparently has this much power to cover up a rape accusation against Danny Masterson? If it were Tom Cruise i would be like, “sure, he’s the face of this, he’s mega famous, etc”. But this is Danny Masterson: The third credited person on a show that came…

We’re never getting more Firefly, are we?

Really looking forward to this. Aquaman was wonderful, and I have a feeling this is going to be great as well. Certainly looks fun, and looks like a cool exploration of Superheros and the DCEU. 

They release the pictures: “WHY ISN’T THE GENIE BLUE!?!”

1. They should make more Ant-Man movies. Marvel has used both of them as a way to “reset” their board somewhat, with the first one finally managing to balance “The Avengers exist” vs. “But we dont’ want to feature all of them every movie” and the second one reminding everyone that Infinity War took place largely on…

Read the room, Woody. 

I just saw this. Did I get in before the obvious, “The President’s neck is missing” Troy McClure joke?

I hear the movie is only 2 hours, but the extra hour is to accommodate all of the post-credits scenes.

That’s fine. I didn’t want to watch it on Netflix, anyway. (wipes away one tear.)

So they can make way for Sue Sue in the City and we get the Middle back?

I would 100% watch an entire season that was just a “documentary” on Legends of Tomorrow. 

Wait... are you implying that we’re in this because of Barry’s constant messing with the timeline?

But how would that generate clicks? Lest we all forget the Rock Snowflake article.

But can any of them tell us if a hot dog is a sandwich?

This is (a little off topic) what bothered me about Designated Survivor. Congress was wiped out by a terrorist attack, but it was essentially “Wow, look at this fish out of water President!”