Maybe it’s related. Maybe like, a time traveller came back in time to stop Trump, but got amnesia and now only has a vague idea of his mission only that involves “cheeto.”

Wait, we’re blaming Rotten Tomatoes for everything now?

This makes me sad. The AV Club used to be at the forefront of a lot of this. Now they’re barely playing catchup. 

A few thoughts.

Didn’t they fire Patty Jenkins or at least treat her so badly that she left Thor: The Dark World and caused Natalie Portman to leave the MCU completely?

I was wondering what was going to trigger the end of days. 

This isn’t a deal where he programmed someone’s name into his phone as “No one” then when that person called and complained he could say “no one complained” is it? Because i feel there’s been a loud contingent complaining since they announced he was on this project, and I’d like to think as bubbled as everyone is…

Or rise, if you’re going with my super villain theory. 

Real talk: if you’re a super-secret spy agency and you haven’t paid the evil villain who developed an ice ray and is targeting Chicago, you’re all dicks. 

I’m really disappointed you didn’t include a mix of Mr Freeze puns from Batman and Robin.

Re: Chipolte - then pay your employees so that they can afford health insurance and to take days off. Your outbreaks were mostly due to the fact that sick workers were forced to be at work. It has nothing to do with quality. 

Maybe wait until the movie is released before referring to it as a Masterpiece.

Mr Plow
That’s my name
that name again is
Mr. Plow

It sounds like turning a real life racist into a cuddly animated hero is the least of this movie’s problems, and that’s saying something. 

Man, online blogs REALLY want this movie to be bad.

i get the impression that he had beats, but not like “There’s an episode where everyone becomes Janet.” But with a show like this, I would be surprised if it wasn’t at least a little plotted, like... This is the Bad Place, well, this is them back on Earth, etc.

The thing about the Good Place is that by all indications next season will revisit some of the themes from the first season by way of having Eleanor and company taking over for Michael, and they’ve written themselves into a corner by doing so.

That’s not true. I hear the tree that they used to motion capture Groot is a real sleaze. Same tree they used for the Ents in Lord of the Rings. I hear he would NOT leave the Hobbit Stand ins alone.

The biggest clue I’ve gotten so far is that they’re planning on making another one.

She won by write-in and only survived because she didn’t let her boat be raped. I mean... come on.