I wonder which child actor will grow to be the one to take on the role of “Jimmy Fallon” in the son to be Academy Award winning film “MAGA” that is the guaranteed artistic hit in a few years. I mean... it won’t be whatever’s left of America to make it but i think when Canada takes over for us they’ll probably keep…

It will be interesting to read a version of Frankenstein that is the original vision and not cobbled together from a bunch of random parts.

A Thunderbolts movie in the MCU would have to be a zombie movie, unless it just starred two people. Not much of a team there.

This is perfect, and I will be shutting down all internet use for me today as nothing will top this. God bless.

That’s how my dad started his toast at my wedding.

I agree with you on this, especially your first part... which is why they didn’t do it. I say this as someone who loves the Marvel movies, and has watched every single one at least 4 times, and I’m including the second Thor movie in this: Marvel movies HATE superheroes and comic books. They devote a really disturbing…

I have all the monocles I need. I subscribed to Rich Old Dude Crate. It gets me a new monocle every month, along with other symbols of being rich. This month is one of those handlebar mustaches.

you like me, though, right? That’s all i care about.

The best advice is from King of the Hill

Question: Will this hurt the chances of finding investors for the Porg edition of A New Hope I’m making in the basement with my cats?

Steven Universe fans. (And i love Steven Universe.)

It’s an underrated masterpiece. I wish it was remembered more fondly by more people, but noooooo.... they all head to “You’ve got Mail” which is hilariously dated (but I’m looking forward to the remake “You’ve got an unsolicited Dick pic.”) or this one. But there was something about the magic of Joe vs. the Volcano,…

Are you... Joe?

Then I’ll feel perfectly fine until the brain cloud kills me.

Great write up, but Joe vs. The Volcano is superior to all movies. Period. I’m including star wars in this.

I know I’m not the only one who has made this joke, but I’m very fond of:

True. But from the mother’s perspective, she raised a child then watched as he left her and his heritage. I can’t believe I’ve heard otherwise, but I’m firmly in the “this was a metaphor” camp (too many people have been telling me that the boy at the end WAS the dumpling, brought back to life. this ties into my “film…

I just saw this for the second time and I have to say... this review is spot on. It was just fun, once Han and Chewie team up. It starts slow but it captures everything about Han: He WANTS to be a big deal, but he’s the guy having a good time while the fate of the galaxy is decided by everyone else.

This gives me hope for JK Rowling to officially rewrite the end of Harry Potter so he ends up with me instead of Ginny.

What would be interesting (and narratively this would be difficult to pull off) but for somehow Serena to end up a Handmaiden. Justice?