The Carson Chargers will join the Inglewood Rams in a year or two.

That’s because ‘Skins fans can agree on Dan Snyder being just a terrible human and admit the team is a burning garbage pile because of him. Not like fans in Boston jerking it to a picture of Robert Kraft or cowboys fans putting Jerry at the top of their “Would have a Bud Light Lime with” list.

The only positive thing the Skins contributed to society was signing Joe Johnson and Mark Sanchez definitively proving that Kaepernick was indeed blacklisted by the league. It probably was the driving force in the NFL settling the case with him.

Poetry.  Matt, just poetry.

Usually the WYTS columns will have at least a passing nod to some tired division rivalry and it’s not the like NFC East is lacking in stupid grudges, shameful history, and depressingly memorable moments (Philly decides that their star QB has been so ruined by Andy Reid that they trade him (the QB, not Reid) for…

The goddamn FedEx Field poet laureate.

Jackson:

I was in Ireland last September and one of the local pubs was showing USA Footbaw! I forget what game/teams.

Ok Matt may have the best submission I’ve ever seen.

Given how this series is just a guide to bad parenting, this type of amazing wisdom shines like Sirius A.

A bunch of years back I met and shook hands with Donald Trump in a room of about 25 people. At the time I just thought of him as a big doofus... my missed face-punching opportunity haunts me to this day.

Even if the 99 lives cheat code worked for WASH QB’s, they would still have to sign someone off the scrap heap in December.

I went to that 40-16 game and it was beautiful. After Mark Sanchez threw and embarrassing pick-6 a fan interrupted my maniacal laughter by saying, “At least he’s better than Kaepernick!”

I’m guessing from that top photo that the Redskins are testing out a new pervy goblin mascot. I would support the Washington Pervy Goblins.

Dodged a bullet when I was 7 and came home from a trip to the store with my mom excited to show my dad a Mark Rypien jersey I bought with my birthday money. He asked why the hell I’d buy a Rypien jersey, I told him that they won the Super Bowl so they’re my favorite team and he explained that bandwagoning was dumb,…

Cool but his security is close to him and not punching him. I mean, he’s around other humans. Why aren’t they punching him???

The fact that someone hasn’t punched Danny Boy in the face by now seems like a miss. Like, if you’re near him, just punch him. Seems pretty straightforward.

Falcons have always struck me as a franchise with just no identity. It’s hard to believe this team has existed for 55 years, because they seem to have barely left a mark. Their lasting contributions to history are Deion Sanders, Michael Vick,the Dirty Bird (hey guys, remember the Dirty Bird?) and 28-3. 

Very surprised Drew didn’t mention the 1972 Dolphins in his “what has always sucked” section. Those motherfuckers are the worst kind of Boomers, rooting for the failure of Millennials while spewing that “back in my day” bullshit.  

Okay, chuckle boy, I’ve enjoyed these but I think we need to keep some level of accuracy and accountability in journalism. Floyd did NOT “superplex” (as you say) Danny Amendola. A superplex, is a suplex off the top rope (and would thus be impossible in the NFL). If anything, Floyd did some variation of a gutwrench…