To be fair, Llamas is Spanish for “You call.”

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

Jay Cutler could have...

Derek Anderson’s 2/17 for 28 yards could have won that game at quarterback.

Can anyone help out with the meaning of “flavor clown”?

Also, DIA is a secret HQ for the Illuminati. Let’s not forget that.

Nah. The Eagles and Bears entries are always great.

It’s a good thing Sanders isn’t an Eagle. People PARK in the Median in Philly.

Well, I’ll be damned.

People who put an NFL team’s decal on their car are the very worst, though.

“Justin:

OK, so the thing here was that there was a lot of complaining in the late ‘80s/early ‘90s about the amount of noise and traffic caused by the location of Stapleton Int’l Airport near downtown, so when Denver International was planned it was way the hell out of town to allow for growth, but not have the airport in the…

Also, you know it’s going to snow in Denver when a fresh wave of cow shit stink rolls in like a fog with the change of the winds coming down from Greeley.

Eons ago I worked at an AOL tech support call center right across the street from Monfort in Greeley. Once a month they would boil off all the cow blood from the kill floor. You can’t just dump 500million gallons of cow blood into the ground water. Anyways... the smell of boiling cow blood is about the most heinous…

I assume only people who have lived in Tampa call it the “Bay Area” because this is the first I’ve heard it referred to as such lol.

Mike Evans had 1000+ yards as a rookie, playing with Josh McCown and Beaker Glennon as his QBs. So, you know, you might want to hang onto someone capable of doing that.

I lived in Tampa for a year then moved back to Detroit.

No matter how many times I hear it when they say “Dirk Koetter” on TV I always hear “Turd Cutter”

Kind of thought Jameis was, you know, blacker than that clip of him fumbling the ball.

That “Earn It” slogan is a big improvement over last year’s though: