These are the kinds of things you don’t mind telling complete strangers who don’t know who you are...

What model is this? Can't pin it and it's driving me bonkers.

Guy, here. I got puked on once - high school girlfriend a loooooong time ago. She would later confess that it was because she caught a whiff of dirty butt, which was all on me obviously and had nothing to do with her gag reflex or technique, or my size. Anyway, I’m glad she told me why it happened soon after, because…

I’m 35 and when I was in college, a futon and a flip-n-fuck were two different things.

On the night of the draft in 2011, I was in the Admiral’s Club at O’Hare, and as a Vikings fan was actually pleased that my flight back to LGA was delayed a bit so I could see them pick at #12. Now I wouldn’t have to wait until I landed to pull up the surprise on my phone, and could ponder (foreshadowing!) the pick…

Not bad, but lacks the chrome bumper to reflect the license plate light.

Wheel cleaners - can you recommend one that doesn’t have whatever chemical in it that made four stains in my father’s driveway that I still get yelled at for years later? There has to be one that works without leaving a permanent reminder on the ground it was used...

Here’s one, Jolie...

this is the best .gif I’ve seen in months, bravo

It's out on DVD, too! CHICKEN SANDWICH, CARL!

Good eye, just got moved this morning...

Royal Rumble for Genesis (or SNES) is a classic.

My wife bought an RDX earlier this year (2015 model year, w/o Tech package - which, btw, is the only option and costs like $4500). You can buy a Garmin for $200 and add factory installed fog lamps for another $500 or so and end up with basically the shit. So there’s 1/3 of your $15K right there!

Knowing very little about his post-college NBA game, I’d assume that they signed him on the cheap just to hit the occasional long range shot now that Belinelli is in Sacramento. But then I looked at this shot chart, and have no idea, other than perhaps they just think he can find his old self on occasion in their…

I concluded (after staring at it scratching my head) that it is a Hot-to-Cold scale (notice the Red around the hoop; that indicates he was Hot on his layups/dunks, presumably). I think the point is that there are too many colors on the court and that his shooting is erratic and spotty at best.

I like that these are going in draft order this year (which is, essentially, shittiest to best), instead of by division. The brutality is coming out of the gates quickly!

I’d be hard pressed to come up with a 90’s band that was less deserving of this kind of fawning if I tried (and I fucking love 90’s rock). Also, Stephan Jenkins - by a seemingly infinite number of credible first-hand accounts - is one of the most self-absorbed, over-entitled assholes walking this Earth.

Kelly Gruber!

I’m just here to pay a compliment to that blonde lady’s rack, because that’s exactly what elective surgery strives to replicate.

Can someone tell me why the NJ Governor’s office is STILL writing checks from Wachovia, which was bought by Wells Fargo in 2008??? I mean...how have they not gotten new ones yet?!